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HEY...GUESS WHAT???

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Re: HEY...GUESS WHAT???
« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2009, 11:22:03 AM »
I tried it without makeup but he's still there. 

You really think my nose is cute?   :hug:


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Re: HEY...GUESS WHAT???
« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2009, 08:16:17 AM »
I don't think Jay Jacobs cares.  Honestly.  I think he looks at the basketball program and thinks, "Well, we have a name in the head coach's position, so everything must be okay there." 

Does Jacobs have a vision for anything?  I mean, supposedly this basketball arena wasn't really his idea.  Also, every upgrade that our football head coaches have requested have been shot down even when the money was there (100 yard indoor practice facility).  Have we ever heard or read one sentence from Jacobs that indicates any kind of "blueprint" or "process" or "vision" or anything that indicates he knows what the future of Auburn athletics should look like? 

I really, REALLY dislike him. 
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Re: HEY...GUESS WHAT???
« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2009, 08:58:52 AM »
I don't think Jay Jacobs cares.  Honestly.  I think he looks at the basketball program and thinks, "Well, we have a name in the head coach's position, so everything must be okay there." 

Does Jacobs have a vision for anything?  I mean, supposedly this basketball arena wasn't really his idea.  Also, every upgrade that our football head coaches have requested have been shot down even when the money was there (100 yard indoor practice facility).  Have we ever heard or read one sentence from Jacobs that indicates any kind of "blueprint" or "process" or "vision" or anything that indicates he knows what the future of Auburn athletics should look like? 

I really, REALLY dislike him. 

Yes, but how do you feel about cat whiskers?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2009, 10:03:24 AM »
Yes, but how do you feel about cat whiskers?

I'm a dog person.  Cat whiskers are for the gays. 
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Re: HEY...GUESS WHAT???
« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2009, 10:11:36 AM »
I'm a dog person.  Cat whiskers are for the gays. 

We need a gay cat or cat face person emoticon...
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« Reply #25 on: November 20, 2009, 10:18:06 AM »
We need a gay cat or cat face person emoticon...
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: HEY...GUESS WHAT???
« Reply #26 on: November 21, 2009, 08:36:49 AM »
We need a gay cat or cat face person emoticon...

I can provide such but must know beforehand what emotion it represents.   Hatred of Jacobs? Ok.
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Re: HEY...GUESS WHAT???
« Reply #27 on: November 21, 2009, 09:15:36 AM »
I can provide such but must know beforehand what emotion it represents.   Hatred of Jacobs? Ok.

I'm cool with that.  We need one of those anyway.
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Re: HEY...GUESS WHAT???
« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2009, 11:51:45 AM »
So you guys know we lost again last night, right?

Fuck my face.
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Re: HEY...GUESS WHAT???
« Reply #29 on: November 21, 2009, 09:41:05 PM »
Well, Auburn finally got back in the win column with a convincing 80-65 win over the IUPPUIIPPIUA-E-I-O-U (and sometimes Y) Jaguars.
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Re: HEY...GUESS WHAT???
« Reply #30 on: November 22, 2009, 09:50:00 PM »
They are up 6 with about 5:00 to go against NC State tonight.  Maybe things are looking up?
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Re: HEY...GUESS WHAT???
« Reply #31 on: November 22, 2009, 10:12:13 PM »
Nevermind...we suck again.  60-58 NC State. :cage:
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Re: HEY...GUESS WHAT???
« Reply #32 on: November 23, 2009, 03:44:25 PM »
Yeah, but all this is due to Tay Waller being out.

Who is Tay Waller, you might ask? 
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« Reply #33 on: November 23, 2009, 03:56:06 PM »
Yeah, but all this is due to Tay Waller being out.

Who is Tay Waller, you might ask? 

Is that Mrs Waller's boy?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #34 on: November 23, 2009, 04:30:12 PM »
Yeah, but all this is due to Tay Waller being out.

Who is Tay Waller, you might ask? 

A taller, faster, stronger version of Shaq?
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Re: HEY...GUESS WHAT???
« Reply #35 on: November 23, 2009, 04:45:57 PM »
We have a basketball team?
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Re: HEY...GUESS WHAT???
« Reply #36 on: November 24, 2009, 07:56:13 AM »
We have a basketball team?

Yeah, we got uniforms and everything.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: HEY...GUESS WHAT???
« Reply #37 on: November 24, 2009, 09:30:07 AM »
Yeah, we got uniforms and everything.
I make the league minimum.
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Re: HEY...GUESS WHAT???
« Reply #38 on: November 24, 2009, 09:38:29 AM »
Yeah, we got uniforms and everything.
That reminds me, I was going to ask you. What exactly *is* our team concept?
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Re: HEY...GUESS WHAT???
« Reply #39 on: November 24, 2009, 09:58:33 AM »
That reminds me, I was going to ask you. What exactly *is* our team concept?

No, we've been losing. What I want, is for us to finish dead last so I can move the team.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."