I know that sand is bothersome, but wash it on out of your vagina. It will feel better.
Sorry if I kicked sand in your vagina with my opinion.
Look, if this hate-hate relationship is going to work, you're going to have to be original. You can't take something that was used on you a couple weeks ago and recycle it and act like it is your own.
Like the "teeth out" idea....that's original.
By the way, just because someone tells a douche to phuk off, it doesn't mean they're whining or that they have a case of vaginitus. It simply means you're a douche, and any "phuk off" that's given is not a complaint, just a fact of life.