Economic Stimulus Package

[Ogre]

So let me get this straight:

People who don't pay ANY income taxes get a 'rebate' check in the mail, yet people who make more than $75k individually or $150k as a couple (and subsequently pay substantially more income taxes) don't get a fucking dime.  Although it doesn't surprise me, it still pisses me the hell off.  This is pure bullshit.  I want my tax rebate! 

Another example of punishing achievement.  God bless America.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/01/24/economic.stimulus/index.html

[Thrilla]

So let me get this straight:

People who don't pay ANY income taxes get a 'rebate' check in the mail, yet people who make more than $75k individually or $150k as a couple (and subsequently pay substantially more income taxes) don't get a fucking dime.  Although it doesn't surprise me, it still pisses me the hell off.  This is pure bullshit.  I want my tax rebate! 

Another example of punishing achievement.  God bless America.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/01/24/economic.stimulus/index.html

Bright side:  they're not pushing out more food stamps and not helping the lazy become lazier by extending umemployment.

This is perfect motivation for you to quit your job and become a Chippendale's dancer like you've always wanted to.  Then you can get your check.

[Lurking Tiger]

So let me get this straight:

People who don't pay ANY income taxes get a 'rebate' check in the mail, yet people who make more than $75k individually or $150k as a couple (and subsequently pay substantially more income taxes) don't get a fucking dime.  Although it doesn't surprise me, it still pisses me the hell off.  This is pure bullshit.  I want my tax rebate! 

Another example of punishing achievement.  God bless America.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/01/24/economic.stimulus/index.html

So you and your life-partner make more than a buck-fifty a year ? Who knew a couple of hairdressers could bring down that kind of scratch ? Well done. Well done indeed.

[Ogre]

So you and your life-partner make more than a buck-fifty a year ? Who knew a couple of hairdressers could bring down that kind of scratch ? Well done. Well done indeed.

I'm a trophy husband.

[GarMan]

I'm a trophy husband.

Are you sure that you're not just a "kept man"?      

[AUChizad]

All I know, is I need my package stimulated.

[Lurking Tiger]

I'm a trophy husband.

I used to be a trophy husband. About a hundred pounds ago.

Now I am just a seat-filler.

[Tiger Six]

I used to be a trophy husband. About a hundred pounds ago.

Now I am just a seat-filler.

You make yourself sound like Terry Forster.  Remember, some of us have met you.  If you were as fat as you like to complain about being, it'd be one thing.  Hell, you're svelte compared to Brad. 

[Lurking Tiger]

You make yourself sound like Terry Forster. 

I always thought of myself as more of a John Kruk type. Except for the one nut thing.

[Tiger Six]

I always thought of myself as more of a John Kruk type. Except for the one nut thing.

You've only got one nut?

[Lurking Tiger]

You've only got one nut?

There was an accident when my wife was giving me a #3.

[Tiger Six]

There was an accident when my wife was giving me a #3.

As Chad mentioned before, the #3 is more of a tantric experience for the female.  There is no actual physical interaction. 

So, therefore, you must have hit yourself in the nut while in the process of the #3. 

You can tell us the full story, you're amongst friens. 

[Lurking Tiger]

As Chad mentioned before, the #3 is more of a tantric experience for the female.  There is no actual physical interaction.

Chad obviously isn't doing it correctly.

Of course I now lack the ability to do it at all.

Well, I guess I could do it one more time. But that would be it.