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The Cigarette of the Future

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The Cigarette of the Future
« on: November 17, 2009, 02:07:11 PM »
 :wtf:   Pulled this from an ad, hence the bias, but...it's real.

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Electronic Cigarettes the Healthier Way to Smoke

Have you heard of the “E-Cigarette”? If you haven’t and you’re a smoker or even a non-smoker, you’re seriously missing out! It looks like a cigarette, feels like a cigarette, taste like a cigarette, but isn’t! It’s so much more! The E-Cigarette is really the future of smoking. This high-tech electronic smoking device provides the nicotine you crave, in a completely non harmful manner! Non-harmful to yourself and to others around you!

Michael Thomson has been a photographer for almost a year. But he’s been a smoker even longer. He says he doesn’t mind smoking, but admits that it’s caused a few problems in the past.

“Once, at a wedding, the bride freaked out because I was smelling like smoke. She was already stressed from the wedding, the photograper reaking of smoke didn’t make things better I guess”. One day both he and Susan, his girlfriend and fellow smoker, simply decided they needed an alternative. “We were tired of coughing, being tired all the time, the yellow teeth and constantly smelling like an ashtray all the time. We tried quitting a few times, but it was really hard. A friend ours recommended we try this electronic cigarette, so we decided to try it out”.

These so called “E-Cigarettes” are starting to gain rapid popularity among people who wish to continue the sensation of smoking without the harmful effects of combustible cigarettes or couples like Michael and Susan who are in the midst of trying to stop smoking, and using it as a means of weening off the cigarettes.

The growth in popularity of this curious device is nothing short of amazing. The term “E-Cigarette” was reported by Google as the fastest rising search term for the month of September.

Segments on popular TV shows such as “The Doctors” have added to the popularity of the electronic cigarette. The electronic cigarette was featured as number 9 their list of top 10 key health trends for 2010. Since all of the doctors are non smokers, they had a female smoker, Beverly, who has struggled with smoking for over 10 years try the electronic cigarette. After 14 days, this former 1 pack a day smoker had eliminated the use of regular cigarettes all together, said that it is satisfying and she would suggest it to others.

“Do we recommend this for non-smokers? Of course not, but for current smokers this is the most revolutionary device to date” Dr. Travis Stork

The E-Cigarette works by utilizing state of the art sophisticated micro-electronic technology to provide users a real smoking experience without the fire, flame, tobacco, tar, carbon monoxide, ash, stub or smell found in real cigarettes.

The electronic cigarette has been around since 2002 and recent advances in the technology used by the manufacturers have led to some incredibly neat and effective smoking replacements. The modern day E-Cigarette looks like a cigarette, feels like a cigarette, releases “smoke” like a real cigarette, however, What these new millennium cigarettes don’t have is all of the chemicals, toxins and carcinogenics found in real cigarettes.

E-Cigarette are a non-flammable cigarette substitute that uses micro-electronic technology, which provides smokers a real “smoking” experience without the fire, flame, tobacco, tar, carbon monoxide, ash, stub or smell found in real cigarettes. They even allow you to inhale and exhale a real smoke “vapor” that replicates real cigarette smoke.

“E-Cigarette smokers still get their nicotine“, explains Elicko, a serial entrepreneur and VaporPak Founder & CEO, “without having to suffer many of the other negative side effects of tobacco smoking. There are absolutely no carcinogenic substances and no tar. Ordinary cigarettes contain some 4,000 different chemical substances. They pollute the air, and they are hazardous to the health of others – including small children – who breathe the dangerous secondhand smoke. We are looking to supply VaporPak E-Cigarette to a numerous of leading casinos and clubs, and open E-Cigarette stores in majors malls around the country.”

Since E-Cigarette does not burn tobacco or ash like a traditional cigarette, it is not restricted by USA smoking laws and is completely legal to use indoors i.e. restaurants, bars, etc. There are no longer needs for lighters and you don’t have any messy leftovers to dispose of! The E-Cigarette is so much more than economical, you enjoy the traditional sensation of smoking, but avoid all of the other adverse side effects!.

The new E-Cigarette works by utilizing a very small in line vaporizer that turns the liquid inside the cigarette into an atomized smoke mist. They are fully re-chargeable and each E-Cigarette can last a full day on one single charge. They make a variety of flavors that contain a either no nicotine or a high levels of nicotine, depending upon what your intended use is.






And, if Jose Canseco and Danny Bonaduce use it, why shouldn't we?


B-List Celebrities such as Jose Canseco, a former Major League Baseball Player and Danny Bonaduce of the Partridge Family are endorsing VaporPak.
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Re: The Cigarette of the Future
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2009, 02:32:12 PM »
Now all we need is someone to invent a " E-funeral"   
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Re: The Cigarette of the Future
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2009, 02:39:58 PM »
Now all we need is someone to invent a " E-funeral"   

E-cancer has to come first.
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