Dana Jacobson

[JohnDeere]

Courtesy of www.sidelinehotties.com

[Buzz Killington]

Seriously, could you enjoy anything other than the back of her head?

[CCTAU]

Dude,
Girl got an ass like a Mack truck. I am always scared of a woman that could fit in my jeans. I am very afraid of drowning.

[wesfau]

You're all liars.  You'd hit it.  I'd hit it.  Borat would hit it.

[ssgaufan]

I think that I am starting to develop a fetish for red X's.  Because they are all over this fucking place.  Am I sick?  Do I need counseling?  Are there any of you that have this same fetish?  PLEASE tell me that I'm not alone on this one.  I think my wife is gonna leave me over it.

Fucking red X, ruining my life.   

[JohnDeere]

"Dana Jacobson is not hot, but I will say she is attractive in a Xena warrior princess kind of way. I’m mostly attracted to her ass. I happen to be a rear end kind of man and she has an ample supply. Though I rarely get the chance for my eyes to feast on the hams she has stuffed in those jeans, when I do, it’s great. Her butt is a phenomenon."

[CCTAU]

"Dana Jacobson is not hot, but I will say she is attractive in a Xena warrior princess kind of way. I’m mostly attracted to her ass. I happen to be a rear end kind of man and she has an ample supply. Though I rarely get the chance for my eyes to feast on the hams she has stuffed in those jeans, when I do, it’s great. Her butt is a phenomenon."

MACK TRUCK!

HOOOONNNKKK! HOOONNNNKKKK!

[JohnDeere]

I bet she could out drink you.

Were you intimadated by those softball/volleyball/basketball playing chicks in college?

[Buzz Killington]

I bet she could out drink you.

Were you intimadated by those softball/volleyball/basketball playing chicks in college?

Those girls were the best...they really knew how to handle the balls.

[Jumbo]

Those girls were the best...they really knew how to handle the balls.

The Pitcher's loved to catch!

[Saniflush]

Three of you are liers.

[Snaggletiger]

Boy, you Mu's really know how to party.

[Snaggletiger]

By the way, you faggots, I've been stuck on 221 post count for like...ever.  I want my post count where it's supposed to be.  I need a sense of self-worth that only a high post count can provide.

[Tarheel]

Didn't she just get suspended from ESPN for a week?

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=59838

[AUChizad]

Didn't she just get suspended from ESPN for a week?

http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=59838

My reply on AUNation on this topic, that will no doubt cause a few cardiac arrests. 

It's a roast. A roast is supposed to be incredibly offensive.
Notre Dame is the "Touchdown Jesus" school.

If she said that just arbitrarily on First Take, then yes, there would be cause to get your panties in a twist.

ESPN just hand crafted a controversy. They're doing it strictly for the ratings. They hosted a roast, where the standard is to use the absolute most offensive jokes you can come up with, and then sure enough they took the most offensive one and made a cover story about it, so that their brand name is being discussed. That's equivalent to hosting a football game, and then saying "Whoa whoa whoa! I didn't know we were actually gonna tackle people!"

They did the same thing when John Amaechii came out of the closet, and interviewed every ex-NBA player under the sun baiting someone to say something controversial, until sure enough, Tim Hardaway bit.

And by the way, I can say with full faith that I would not hit it. At least use a somewhat flattering picture of her if you really want to skew the results in the positive direction.
And I wouldn't hit it with your dick, cause that would just be weird. I'd have to bang an ugly chick AND grip a dude's cock. No thanks.

[Tidesucksass]

And by the way, I can say with full faith that I would not hit it.

Liar.

At least use a somewhat flattering picture of her if you really want to skew the results in the positive direction.

That probably is a flattering picture.


As a Christian, her rant offends me. But I couldn't care less about it. It's none of my business.

You are right about ESPN's motives. But they jumped the shark along time ago, so this type of stunt doesn't surprise me.

[Saniflush]

I'd have to bang an ugly chick AND grip a dude's cock. No thanks.

Liar

[AUChizad]

Yeah, but it wasn't a rant. It was a comedy bit.
It was SUPPOSED to offend you.

If a comedian stands on stage and says "Fuck (Allah, Buddha, or any other religious figure not associated with Christianity)", you would probably think it was funny.

It's like when Isaac Hayes quit South Park over making the Scientology episode. It's weak sauce when you think it's funny to offend everyone but your own group.

[DnATL]

The best analogy I can come up with is, it's kind of like that tall dorky "ugly duckling" from high school (perhaps even a bit of a tomboy), who grew up and became a smoking-hot milf.  Only, the second part doesn't appear to have happened yet....  But nevertheless, who among you wannabe Chippendale wankers would really turn it down?

[Thrilla]

I voted no.  When the front two teeth are as long as the bridge of the nose, then I know there are other things that are not proportional.  I don't do manimals.