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Not even safe in Houston from the nasty spreading hordes

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Not even safe in Houston from the nasty spreading hordes
« on: November 04, 2009, 05:44:43 PM »
Saw this at a shoe store in Houston today - which is surprising since they didn't sell two dollar flip flops or steel toed work boots or knock off tennis shoes made in Bangladesh...



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Re: Not even safe in Houston from the nasty spreading hordes
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2009, 05:50:42 PM »
SawBought this at a shoe store in Houston today - which is surprising since they didn't sell two dollar flip flops or steel toed work boots or knock off tennis shoes made in Bangladesh...



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Re: Not even safe in Houston from the nasty spreading hordes
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2009, 06:30:37 PM »
Saw this at a shoe store in Houston today - which is surprising since they didn't sell two dollar flip flops or steel toed work boots or knock off tennis shoes made in Bangladesh...



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I wear steel toed boots around the farm. I'm a 25%er.
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Re: Not even safe in Houston from the nasty spreading hordes
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2009, 10:24:59 AM »
FTFY
I tell you what - why don't you hold your breath until the day I spend money on anything covered in that houndstooth shit, and then when you die from lack of oxygen, I will have contributed to the betterment of society.
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Re: Not even safe in Houston from the nasty spreading hordes
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2009, 10:25:40 AM »
I wear steel toed boots around the farm. I'm a 25%er.
I also own a pair of steel toed boots for trips offshore.  But I did not buy them at that store.
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Re: Not even safe in Houston from the nasty spreading hordes
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2009, 11:21:25 AM »
Little help with what it is. I can't see the picture.
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Re: Not even safe in Houston from the nasty spreading hordes
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2009, 11:28:29 AM »
Little help with what it is. I can't see the picture.

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Re: Not even safe in Houston from the nasty spreading hordes
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2009, 11:38:23 AM »
Alrighty
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Re: Not even safe in Houston from the nasty spreading hordes
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2009, 05:44:33 PM »
I also own a pair of steel toed boots for trips offshore.  But I did not buy them at that store.
They make steel toed stilettos?
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Re: Not even safe in Houston from the nasty spreading hordes
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2009, 06:39:23 PM »
I'm making it a rule that I won't buy from stores that feature Bama more prominently than AU. 

Lazy-Boy store down at the shopping center by Bass Pro has a woman who comes on the radio braying about Bama this and Bama that.  Called her first and politely explained that I didn't appreciate her partisanism and wondered if she realized she was alienating more than half the potential customer base with her antics (not just AU, but UF, UM, UT and LSU people). She politely told me she was "doin' JEST fine."

I called her regional manager and told him I'd sit on a fucking rock on the floor before I'd take a dozen free recliners from that whore bitch. 

Haven't heard those ads in several weeks now. 

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Re: Not even safe in Houston from the nasty spreading hordes
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2009, 07:03:34 PM »
I'm making it a rule that I won't buy from stores that feature Bama more prominently than AU. 

Lazy-Boy store down at the shopping center by Bass Pro has a woman who comes on the radio braying about Bama this and Bama that.  Called her first and politely explained that I didn't appreciate her partisanism and wondered if she realized she was alienating more than half the potential customer base with her antics (not just AU, but UF, UM, UT and LSU people). She politely told me she was "doin' JEST fine."

I called her regional manager and told him I'd sit on a fucking rock on the floor before I'd take a dozen free recliners from that whore bitch. 

Haven't heard those ads in several weeks now. 

If you don't stand up, they think they can run over you. 

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Re: Not even safe in Houston from the nasty spreading hordes
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2009, 08:10:02 PM »
Lead the charge, Spartacus.

I am Spartacus.
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Re: Not even safe in Houston from the nasty spreading hordes
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2009, 08:38:35 PM »
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Re: Not even safe in Houston from the nasty spreading hordes
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2009, 08:47:04 PM »
I am the Walrus

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Re: Not even safe in Houston from the nasty spreading hordes
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2009, 09:40:29 PM »
When I moved to Eufaula, I thought for sure there would be more Auburn fans here than there was in Oneonta AL. Hell no! This place infested with the poop here. Even worse, I see Bulldog poop too. I think Wal-Mart here needs to be banned. Im organizing a march on this bitch. All those wearing red will be burned at the stake.
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Re: Not even safe in Houston from the nasty spreading hordes
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2009, 09:42:22 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2009, 09:46:52 PM »
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Re: Not even safe in Houston from the nasty spreading hordes
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2009, 10:37:30 PM »
Who is the eggman?
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Re: Not even safe in Houston from the nasty spreading hordes
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2009, 10:44:48 PM »
Who is the eggman?
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
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Re: Not even safe in Houston from the nasty spreading hordes
« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2009, 11:37:54 PM »
Who is the eggman?

He's easy to spot:  ridin around, king of the town, alllllllllways got his windows rolled down.
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To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.