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Re: Update on Zac Etheridge.....
« Reply #20 on: November 02, 2009, 10:21:45 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on November 02, 2009, 10:00:01 PM

A flashlight shining through your ribs would do as well as an x-ray on your broke up ass.  There's gonna' be something that needs a procedure up in there.   
Guess what this man does for a living...
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Re: Update on Zac Etheridge.....
« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2009, 04:26:45 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on November 02, 2009, 10:21:45 PM
Guess what this man does for a living...
Porn?
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Re: Update on Zac Etheridge.....
« Reply #22 on: November 03, 2009, 08:06:01 AM »
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Re: Update on Zac Etheridge.....
« Reply #23 on: November 03, 2009, 08:22:49 AM »
Quote from: Argo on November 03, 2009, 08:06:01 AM
With all male actors?

Like Glen Gary Glen Ross with less women.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Update on Zac Etheridge.....
« Reply #24 on: November 03, 2009, 08:26:52 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 03, 2009, 08:22:49 AM
Like Glen Gary Glen Ross with less women.

And more man on man sex.
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Re: Update on Zac Etheridge.....
« Reply #25 on: November 03, 2009, 10:03:56 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on November 03, 2009, 08:26:52 AM
And more man on man sex.

Maybe he just likes a flashlight up the ass. It's OK for him to be what he wants to be. If that means being the guy with a flashlight up his ass, then so be it. I will think of him as the "D" battery king from now on.
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Re: Update on Zac Etheridge.....
« Reply #26 on: November 03, 2009, 10:05:47 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on November 03, 2009, 08:26:52 AM
And more man on man sex.

More of an interpretation really, rather than a direct adaptation.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Update on Zac Etheridge.....
« Reply #27 on: November 03, 2009, 10:07:28 AM »
But seriously Ethridge...we wish you well....

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Re: Update on Zac Etheridge.....
« Reply #28 on: November 03, 2009, 10:37:05 AM »
Nafoom is an Ole Miss board.
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Re: Update on Zac Etheridge.....
« Reply #29 on: November 03, 2009, 12:45:27 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on November 03, 2009, 10:05:47 AM
More of an interpretation really, rather than a direct adaptation.

Erotic re-imagining. 
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Re: Update on Zac Etheridge.....
« Reply #30 on: November 03, 2009, 06:36:22 PM »
Zac was wearing a full neck brace/harness today.  He said he tore ligaments in his neck and cracked his 5th vertebrae. He said he will have to wear the brace 24/7 for the next 3-4 months.

Zac said he wants to return to play football next season but will be prepared if he can't. He said the doctors were confident he would be able to.

Zac said he lost all feeling in his extremities when the injury first occured. Zac said he talked with OM HC Houston Nutt today and plans to talk with RB Rodney Scott later today to thank him.

Zac said he wanted to thank the Auburn family for its support and prayers. He said he thought it was important for him to come back and thank them asap.
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