More Bottles

[wesfau2]

Hey, management, who does a guy have to blow around here to get some more bottles under my name?

Is it all post-count-driven?

I'll let jumbo fist my dog for a few extra frosty cold ones.

My self e-steem is taking a huge hit with the one, sad bottle.

[Argo]

Hey, management, who does a guy have to blow around here to get some more bottles under my name?

Is it all post-count-driven?

I'll let jumbo fist my dog for a few extra frosty cold ones.

My self e-steem is taking a huge hit with the one, sad bottle.

At least you have a bottle and not cans.

[Thrilla]

I'm yet to see a poster step forward and describe the complex algorithm that translates into earned stars alcoholic drinks.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

 I like where this thread is going...

[Argo]

I'm yet to see a poster step forward and describe the complex algorithm that translates into earned stars alcoholic drinks.

I'm fairly certain the more posts you have, the better the alcoholic beverage.  

I'm stuck with what appears to be Nasty Light.

[wesfau2]

I'm yet to see a poster step forward and describe the complex algorithm that translates into earned stars alcoholic drinks.

It's all smoke and mirrors.  And a popularity contest.

Apparently management hates me.

Fuckers.

I even bought dinner Saturday night.  More bottles?  Nope.

[chinook]

i tell ya it's the premium membership that gets you anything.  

[Saniflush]

i tell ya it's the premium membership that gets you anything.  

Suc it Trebek

[Argo]

i tell ya it's the premium membership that gets you anything.  

Ignore feature.  Chat system.  More bottles.  

Premium douche-bags if you ask me.

[Godfather]

I seem to follow fine but, since you all are a bunch of whiners. The formula is not that hard.   It is a hybrid between post count and seniority.



                         Post Count
Freshman                    0     
Sophomore                  150    
Junior                         300    
Senior                         600    
6th Year                      1200
Graduate Student          1800    
Alumni                      2200
Alumni President              4800    
Board of Trustees      12000

These supersede any of the above
President
Senior Officer
Officer
Little Sister

 

[wesfau2]

I seem to follow fine but, since you all are a bunch of whiners. The formula is not that hard.   It is a hybrid between post count and seniority.



                         Post Count
Freshman                    0     
Sophomore                  150    
Junior                         300    
Senior                         600    
6th Year                      1200
Graduate Student          1800    
Alumni                      2200
Alumni President              4800    
Board of Trustees      12000

These supersede any of the above
President
Senior Officer
Officer
Little Sister

 

Well, there.  That wasn't sofaking hard, was it?

Now, about my offer of bribery...

[Saniflush]

The man did make a run at halftime outside of the stadium to fetch bourbon and brought it back in.

[Godfather]

The man did make a run at halftime outside of the stadium to fetch bourbon and brought it back in.

It has been changed for him.

[Argo]

Are those dinosaur eggs?

[chinook]

are those vagina's?

[Godfather]

are those vaginas?

winner

[wesfau2]

are those vagina's?

According to the image properties, they are.

Nice.  I'm collecting snatches.  

For the record, though, I don't want special treatment.  I want the same pics that everyone else has.  It's only right.

So...one bottle of beer = three pussies?  That must be mighty fine barley pop.  I think I'd rather have beer that is as good as three pussies than the pussies themselves.  Well, since these are pussies without women attached, I'd take the pussies.  If they come with women, you can keep all three and I'll just have the beer.

[Godfather]

According to the image properties, they are.

Nice.  I'm collecting snatches.  

For the record, though, I don't want special treatment.  I want the same pics that everyone else has.  It's only right.

So...one bottle of beer = three pussies?  That must be mighty fine barley pop.  I think I'd rather have beer that is as good as three pussies than the pussies themselves.  Well, since these are pussies without women attached, I'd take the pussies.  If they come with women, you can keep all three and I'll just have the beer.

Nice argument counselor, I am confused as hell.

[boartitz]

Nice argument counselor, I am confused as hell.

Maybe he wants a tampon to go.

[Godfather]

I didn't like that Alumni only had one little bottle so I changed some things.

Alumni now get 3
Alumni President gets 4

and

Officers get 3