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phuk you Kirk
« on: October 31, 2009, 12:00:42 PM »
Auburn might very well be a sinking ship, but don't phuking say it on my tv.
« Last Edit: October 31, 2009, 12:22:05 PM by AUsweetheart »
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Re: phuk you Kirk
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2009, 12:12:58 PM »
I'm sure recruits love to hear that on ESPN Gameday at the top of the 12:00 hour.
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« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2009, 12:53:39 PM »
I'm sure recruits love to hear that on ESPN Gameday at the top of the 12:00 hour.

Please feel free to go fuck yourself until you bleed crimson.
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« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2009, 02:10:55 PM »
No matter what happens from here on out, the recruits are seeing guys getting the ball in space and defensive guys flying around.  Not a bad show so far.
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« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2009, 03:29:35 PM »
Dyer's going to look good In the wildcat! Fuck Kirk and his skreets
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« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2009, 04:31:39 PM »
What  are you talking about?

Kirk who?

What did he say?
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« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2009, 04:34:45 PM »
What  are you talking about?

Kirk who?

What did he say?
Herbstreit, you know, that guy on that college football show, on Saturday mornings?
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« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2009, 04:40:32 PM »
What  are you talking about?

Kirk who?

What did he say?

Nice first post! He comes out swinging with some great insight!
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« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2009, 04:51:30 PM »
What  are you talking about?

Kirk who?

What did he say?
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Re: phuk you Kirk
« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2009, 11:06:15 PM »
Koptin, she kon take enymower. She's gonna' blow.
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Re: phuk you Kirk
« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2009, 11:40:21 PM »
Kirks a beatch. Let him come to Auburn and say that. We'll drag him behind a farm tractor, naked through horse poop and send him on his way.
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Re: phuk you Kirk
« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2009, 11:42:16 PM »
Kirks a beatch. Let him come to Auburn and say that. We'll drag him behind a farm tractor, naked through horse poop and send him on his way.

oooh!  OOOH!  I volunteer to tied his hot nekkid self to the tractor...

Sorry - he is fine fine fine...
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« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2009, 11:46:52 PM »
oooh!  OOOH!  I volunteer to tied his hot nekkid self to the tractor...

Sorry - he is fine fine fine...
How did I know you would say that.
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Re: phuk you Kirk
« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2009, 10:19:09 AM »
oooh!  OOOH!  I volunteer to tied his hot nekkid self to the tractor...

Sorry - he is fine fine fine...

I completely agree. Kirk is hot as HELL....but he did piss me off yesterday with the whole "Auburn is a sinking ship" thing. Although to be fair, him I will forgive him sooner or later based on his looks alone. Lee Corso....much easier to stay mad at.
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Re: phuk you Kirk
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2009, 10:37:59 AM »
I completely agree. Kirk is hot as HELL....but he did piss me off yesterday with the whole "Auburn is a sinking ship" thing. Although to be fair, him I will forgive him sooner or later based on his looks alone. Lee Corso....much easier to stay mad at.

He may seem fine on the outside, but he's rotting from the inside. He's obviously not someone you want in your corner when the going gets tough. He would probably just knock you out from behind instead of encouraging you to fight. He's a waste of human flesh.
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« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2009, 10:45:03 AM »
He may seem fine on the outside, but he's rotting from the inside. He's obviously not someone you want in your corner when the going gets tough. He would probably just knock you out from behind instead of encouraging you to fight. He's a waste of human flesh.

And he is from Ohio State.
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« Reply #16 on: November 01, 2009, 12:26:21 PM »
He may seem fine on the outside, but he's rotting from the inside. He's obviously not someone you want in your corner when the going gets tough. He would probably just knock you out from behind instead of encouraging you to fight. He's a waste of human flesh.

Oh I'm still mad as fuck, don't get me wrong. He got an email at about 4pm yesterday. I'm sure he'll never see it, but I wrote him nevertheless.
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Re: phuk you Kirk
« Reply #17 on: November 01, 2009, 06:45:36 PM »
He would probably just knock you out from behind instead of encouraging you to fight.
I would be okay with that.
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« Reply #18 on: November 02, 2009, 07:26:49 AM »
I would be okay with that.


he said "knock you out" not "knock the bottom out".
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Re: phuk you Kirk
« Reply #19 on: November 02, 2009, 11:14:13 AM »
he said "knock you out" not "knock the bottom out".
Herbie would probably knock me out.  See, I have this freaky little tendency to hyperventilate and pass out when the earth moves in a spectacular fashion.  Kind of freaks a guy out when I quit breathing and get really still for a minute.
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