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Re: phuk you Kirk
« Reply #20 on: November 02, 2009, 11:19:59 AM »
Herbie would probably knock me out.  See, I have this freaky little tendency to hyperventilate and pass out when the earth moves in a spectacular fashion.  Kind of freaks a guy out when I quit breathing and get really still for a minute.

That would be perfect! It would give me time to get the hell out of dodge without wasting a good excuse!
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« Reply #21 on: November 02, 2009, 11:24:27 AM »
That would be perfect! It would give me time to get the hell out of dodge without wasting a good excuse!

And grab a sammy on the way......
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Re: phuk you Kirk
« Reply #22 on: November 02, 2009, 11:35:02 AM »
That would be perfect! It would give me time to get the hell out of dodge without wasting a good excuse!
With you,  if I didn't pass out, I would fake it and hope pray you took the oportunity to run.
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Re: phuk you Kirk
« Reply #23 on: November 02, 2009, 11:45:20 AM »
With you,  if I didn't pass out, I would fake it and hope pray you took the oportunity to run.

Either way I get mines...
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Re: phuk you Kirk
« Reply #24 on: November 02, 2009, 01:35:00 PM »
Herbie would probably knock me out.  See, I have this freaky little tendency to hyperventilate and pass out when the earth moves in a spectacular fashion.  Kind of freaks a guy out when I quit breathing and get really still for a minute.

That is some crazy 5hit right there.
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« Reply #25 on: November 02, 2009, 01:46:55 PM »
That would be perfect! It would give me time to get the hell out of dodge without wasting a good excuse!

I was gonna say it would give me a chance to get to sleep before some ill timed conversation was started, but that works as well.
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Re: phuk you Kirk
« Reply #26 on: November 02, 2009, 03:04:28 PM »
That is some crazy 5hit right there.
I came to just as one guy was reaching for the phone.  He honest to goodness thought he had killed me.  I told him not to flatter himself...
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Re: phuk you Kirk
« Reply #27 on: November 02, 2009, 03:37:25 PM »
That is some crazy 5hit right there.

Don't be a pussy.

You can type out "shit" here.
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« Reply #28 on: November 02, 2009, 04:30:46 PM »
I think the problem is that next to no one reads

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« Reply #29 on: November 02, 2009, 04:36:38 PM »
I think the problem is that next to no one reads

THIS THREAD
This would be the gist...


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Re: phuk you Kirk
« Reply #30 on: November 02, 2009, 04:47:39 PM »
To be fair to Kirk, he did pick us on Game Day to win @ Arkansas, against Kentucky, and then he said we'd "get it back together" and upset LSU last week. 

I don't blame him for finally giving in and saying we were going down the tubes (as nearly everyone on here did).

I don't like hearing it on national TV either...but it does make winning a little sweeter.

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Re: phuk you Kirk
« Reply #31 on: November 02, 2009, 07:18:39 PM »
To be fair to Kirk, he did pick us on Game Day to win @ Arkansas, against Kentucky, and then he said we'd "get it back together" and upset LSU last week. 

I don't blame him for finally giving in and saying we were going down the tubes (as nearly everyone on here did).

I may or may not have told him what he could do with his support in my e-mail.
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Re: phuk you Kirk
« Reply #32 on: November 03, 2009, 06:05:05 AM »
To be fair to Kirk, he did pick us on Game Day to win @ Arkansas, against Kentucky, and then he said we'd "get it back together" and upset LSU last week. 

I don't blame him for finally giving in and saying we were going down the tubes (as nearly everyone on here did).

I don't like hearing it on national TV either...but it does make winning a little sweeter.



Fair asssessment to say the ship was sinking, actually. 
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Re: phuk you Kirk
« Reply #33 on: November 03, 2009, 08:27:37 AM »
Fair asssessment to say the ship was sinking, actually. 

Premature, actually.
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Re: phuk you Kirk
« Reply #34 on: November 03, 2009, 08:33:22 AM »
Premature, actually.

Nah, it would have been premature to say the ship has sunk. But it definitely looked like the ship was, if not sinking, taking on a hell of a lot of water...
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« Reply #35 on: November 03, 2009, 09:21:57 AM »
Nah, it would have been premature to say the ship has sunk. But it definitely looked like the ship was, if not sinking, taking on a hell of a lot of water...

This.

There's a high probability that we'll be 7-3 after Saturday.  We have a pretty good chance of going 8-3.  We could go 9-3 if Bama stumbles a little (not likely).   I think before the season any of us would take 7-5, 8-4, or better...   The ship is floating anyway...
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« Reply #36 on: November 03, 2009, 10:13:40 AM »
Nah, it would have been premature to say the ship has sunk. But it definitely looked like the ship was, if not sinking, taking on a hell of a lot of water...

Agreed. But it was mostly the way he said it that pissed me off. It didn't even merit a discussion...it was just so matter of fact...
I mean, I thought we were going to lose too...but to hear it stated like that...like the coffin had already been nailed shut not only on the game, but on the Auburn Tigers...on national tv...before I'd even had my first beer... and... well, fuck him.
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Re: phuk you Kirk
« Reply #37 on: November 03, 2009, 10:20:31 AM »
Agreed. But it was mostly the way he said it that pissed me off. It didn't even merit a discussion...it was just so matter of fact...
I mean, I thought we were going to lose too...but to hear it stated like that...like the coffin had already been nailed shut not only on the game, but on the Auburn Tigers...on national tv...before I'd even had my first beer... and... well, fuck him.

I agree. It's like when we talk bad about Auburn or say that Auburn will lose. It's OK if we do it, because we are fans. It is bullshit when an outsider doesn't and they can fuck off...

I feel ya...
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Re: phuk you Kirk
« Reply #38 on: November 03, 2009, 12:46:47 PM »
Nah, it would have been premature to say the ship has sunk. But it definitely looked like the ship was, if not sinking, taking on a hell of a lot of water...

Upon further consideration I can accept this assessment.

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