Recomendations on what to mix my Crown Reserve with

[Jumbo]

Crown Royal is all fluff and fancy packaging anyway.  It doesn't mix well with anything and tastes like fromunda cheese straight.  Knob Creek is all you need to know....and Maker's Mark....okay and maybe some 1792.  But that's all you need to know. Although that bottle of Jeffersons is pretty damn good too. But that right there is all you need to know.

(BTW, said rant on Crown Royal has nothing to do with the fact that I'm next to last in the contest)

And that's all you need to know.

Woodford Hates you.

[AUTiger1]

I always considered Four Roses the top of the mountain for most of the sidewalk alumni.

Yeah, Four Roses is some shitty stuff as well.

[Sensi]

Crown mixed with the blood of UAT skanks is an unusual concoction. You'll get a buzz from it but people will tell you it's 12 times better than any other buzz in the history of ever.

[Thrilla]

Yeah, Four Roses is some shitty stuff as well.

Not as shitty as Canadian Mist.  If I must drink that stuff, I usually go ahead and    before I open the bottle just to get it out of the way.

[Buzz Killington]

    Was reading the thread without logging in, and for the life of me couldn't figure out what a bottle of "Toolle" was.  Sometimes the filter makes me feel stupid.

Yeah, Dontae Aymanmeat's Pillow Biter agrees.

[Pell City Tiger]

    Was reading the thread without logging in, and for the life of me couldn't figure out what a bottle of "Toolle" was.  Sometimes the filter makes me feel stupid.

It wasn't the filter. That's what the pissant is going to get - a bottle of toolie. We're going to piss in the bottle Saturday.

[Greaseyweasel]

Judging from the breath of the standard bammer here I recommend 1 part Crown with 3 parts Scope.

[Kaos]

Arsenic sauce.  Try mixing it with that.

[AUsweetheart]

Arsenic sauce.  Try mixing it with that.

You still know how to get to me.

[Kaos]

You still know how to get to me.

Who? Me?

[RWS]

Not as shitty as Canadian Mist.  If I must drink that stuff, I usually go ahead and    before I open the bottle just to get it out of the way.

Somebody told me that Canadian Mist tasted damn close to Crown, so I tried it once. Holy. Shit. I tried to find a cat so I could lick its ass to get the taste out of my mouth. Worst taste evar. For whatever reason, I think Jack tastes just like Crown though. I always have to mix my Crown due to stomach issues. If I drink it straight I will regret it for a week. I only drink once every few months though, so whatever.

I do think out of all the Crown, Special Reserve is the best. I've tried them all, and I couldn't even tell the difference in Crown XR and regular Crown. If you're drinking Special Reserve though, you will notice a difference in taste.

[boartitz]

If you want to mix something cheap with Coca-Cola that tastes similar to Crown try James Foxe. I said mixed, not straight.

[CCTAU]

Ezra Brooks is the shit, baby.

[AUTailgatingRules]

The sickest I've ever been in my life was freshman year after a bottle of Ancient Age bourbon.  I wonder if they still make that poison.

[boartitz]

The sickest I've ever been in my life was freshman year after a bottle of Ancient Age bourbon.  I wonder if they still make that poison.

I drink that more than anything. You didn't get that blended cheap stuff did you? That is shit.
AA is my quantity drank. I like Woodford for sipping and usually serve Knob Creek to company. I've been dranking AA since my teenage days. I guess the reject taste buds have been burned out. It is an acquired taste. Probably 75% of my friends don't like it straight up. 10% like it and the other 15% will drank anything as long as it's free.

[Snaggletiger]

I drink that more than anything. You didn't get that blended cheap stuff did you? That is shit.
AA is my quantity drank. I like Woodford for sipping and usually serve Knob Creek to company. I've been dranking AA since my teenage days. I guess the reject taste buds have been burned out. It is an acquired taste. Probably 75% of my friends don't like it straight up. 10% like it and the other 15% will drank anything as long as it's free.

I'm having a Knob Creek as I type.

[Jumbo]

Try seagrams 7 with 7 up, that's a great starter drink for blended whiskey. It's only about $17 a bottle.

[Snaggletiger]

Try seagrams 7 with 7 up, that's a great starter drink for blended whiskey. It's only about $17 a bottle.

Eeeeaaaasssy the there big fellah.  Folks around here tend to get just a mite spiteful when you die-loot good whiskey with anything more than an ice cube or a dash of hot sauce.