An observation from the game

[AUsweetheart]

I didn't make him cry, but the words "phuk off, kid" did come out of my mouth.

Makes you a hero in my book.

Some stupid redheaded corndog was in front of us and she was obnoxious as hell. While all the Auburn fans were losing their collective shit around her around the fourth penalty, she starts yelling for everyone to go the fuck home if they didn't like it. (which I would have desperately loved to do shortly thereafter)
But I kept my eye on her.
Around the beginning of the third quarter my buddy leans over and asks if I think she's ever going to shut the fuck up or if he should just plant his foot on her ass...she turns around...right in time to look me in the face as I said "I could handle those coonass cheers if she didn't have that terrible fucking lisp."

I never heard another peep. Small victory, but I don't care.

[Snaggletiger]

Thith wuth vewy inthenthitive of you. Bitchth.

[AUChizad]

I got TONS of "TIGER BAIT!!!"s yelled in my face, to which I of course replied "Yeah you are, you dumb fuck."

Also, a girl in an LSU jersey, eye blacker, and a bandana spit at the girls I was walking with and yelled "Oooh, look at me, I'm a little bitch with a dress on at a fuckin' football game!" as she tugged at her crotch.

After the game, in my drunken stupor, I tried desperately to find a way to piss in the Tiger's habitat, but ultimately had to settle on a car with LSU shit all over it's driver's side door and handle.

[Godfather]

I got TONS of "TIGER BAIT!!!"s yelled in my face, to which I of course replied "Yeah you are, you dumb fuck."

Also, a girl in an LSU jersey, eye blacker, and a bandana spit at the girls I was walking with and yelled "Oooh, look at me, I'm a little bitch with a dress on at a fuckin' football game!" as she tugged at her crotch.

After the game, in my drunken stupor, I tried desperately to find a way to piss in the Tiger's habitat, but ultimately had to settle on a car with LSU shit all over it's driver's side door and handle.

Good show

[wesfau2]

As a point of contrast, I will say that I had a great time (barring the game) in BR.  I had a great tailgate with some good folks.  Lots of good food and sensible football talk. 

I walked campus twice (once escorted by a Faux Tiger and once without).  I never got "tiger bait"-ed until I found a cute young thing to do it to me voluntarily right before I entered the stadium.

No horror stories from me on this trip, my first.

[Snaggletiger]

As a point of contrast, I will say that I had a great time (barring the game) in BR.  I had a great tailgate with some good folks.  Lots of good food and sensible football talk. 

I walked campus twice (once escorted by a Faux Tiger and once without).  I never got "tiger bait"-ed until I found a cute young thing to do it to me voluntarily right before I entered the stadium.

No horror stories from me on this trip, my first.

MASTER

[Greaseyweasel]

The only good ting about sitting so high up in the upper deck is that the fumes have times to somewhat dissipate.

[Saniflush]

Les is a homeaux

[wreckingball]

You should have just yelled Katrina.

Agreed. A way more appropriate response. You don't have to use inappropriate language and would probably hurt a little bit more. Especially if he lost the rest of his corn dog litter in the Superdome.

[Thrilla]

As a point of contrast, I will say that I had a great time (barring the game) in BR.  I had a great tailgate with some good folks.  Lots of good food and sensible football talk. 

I walked campus twice (once escorted by a Faux Tiger and once without).  I never got "tiger bait"-ed until I found a cute young thing to do it to me voluntarily right before I entered the stadium.

No horror stories from me on this trip, my first.

That is excruciatingly disappointing.

[Godfather]

That is excruciatingly disappointing.

He suxs at teh stories.

[wesfau2]

He suxs at teh stories.

Says the guy who couldn't come out last night in WPB for drinks and hookers.

[Godfather]

Says the guy who couldn't come out last night in WPB for drinks and hookers.

Says the guy who can't come out tonight because of business.  That shit runs both ways fool.