Snacksandshit.com

[AUChizad]

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A daily look at some of the worst lines in rap music and a commentary.

#342

"Went to Mom's house and dropped a load in the bathroom."
- Ice Cube, Steady Mobbin'

This is a SONG. Leave out shit like this (no pun intended). Aside from that, you're a grown man taking shits at your parents house. Get your shit together (again, no pun intended).

#373

"I exchange V-cards with the retards."
- Mack Maine, Every Girl by Lil Wayne

This shouldn't be a sentence that has been said, but I guess it happened now, so...

#376

"So get up out my face, you doo-doo-head dummy."
- Arab, Yahhh by Soulja Boy Tell Em

This is the normal way to deal with people... in pre-K. To clarify, yes this is actually said in a song.

#385

"Is that your ass or your mama half-reindeer?"
- Nelly, Shake Ya Tailfeather

Uh, good guess... but it's her ass. When would it ever be the second thing?

#386

"You niggas remind me of a strip club. 'Cause every time you come around it's like, "What? I just gotta get my dick sucked."
- DMX, Party Up (Up In Here)

This line should basically be changed to... "Hi guys, I'm gay."

#395

"I use Crest so ain't no cavity creeps in my grill."
- Dr. Dre, Keep Their Heads Ringin'

Oh really Dr. Dre? What else do you want to tell us during a song that we're listening to that's completely mundane?

[GarMan]

Do you really waste your time with stuff like that?  

[AUChizad]

Do you really waste your time with stuff like that?  

I was in tears several times throughout reading this blog.

"Gotta bomb red bitch that I call Al-Queada. She got some bomb-ass head and a bomb-ass cock."
- Killer Mike, In My City

--RECORD SCRATCH!!!
Producer: (Taking headphones off slowly) "Uhhh, yeah... Mike you wanna take that last part again? You know... the part where you kinda--"

Killer Mike: "Yeah, no I know... I don't-- heh-heh. I just... I don't know why I-- Let's just take it from the top, huh?"

Producer: "Yeah... good... umm... idea."

[AUChizad]

So NO ONE else thinks this blog is funny but me?

I have wasted countless hours laughing my ass off to these.

"Make that pussy fart for the Ying Yang twins."
- Ying Yang Twins, Salt Shaker

Ray Charles: "I'm a fool for you..."
The Beatles: "I wanna hold your hand..."
Elvis: "Let me be your teddy bear..."
The Ying Yang Twins: "Make that pussy fart for the Ying Yang twins..."

Filed under: Chivalry is completely dead

[Townhallsavoy]

Find the one by Lil John about putting his dick in a girl's ear.  That's my favorite rap line of all time. 

[AUsweetheart]

Wow you just get the warm and fuzzies....panty dropper for sure.