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« Reply #40 on: October 22, 2009, 10:13:56 PM »
Quote from: Argo on October 22, 2009, 08:56:21 PM
I figured he took the correct angle and made a form tackle on the ball carrier in the last game.  That is apparently a violation of team policy this year.
There's no room in this Ted Roof defense for crap like that.  Good riddance.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #41 on: October 23, 2009, 12:31:15 AM »
Quote from: Argo on October 22, 2009, 08:56:21 PM
I figured he took the correct angle and made a form tackle on the ball carrier in the last game.  That is apparently a violation of team policy this year.
Ted Roof should sell a book.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: DB Harry Adams
« Reply #42 on: October 23, 2009, 03:31:12 AM »
Quote from: AWK on October 23, 2009, 12:31:15 AM
Ted Roof should sell a book.
Maybe he should be filmed taking his books to his car.
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Re: DB Harry Adams
« Reply #43 on: October 23, 2009, 07:54:31 AM »
Quote from: AWK on October 23, 2009, 12:31:15 AM
Ted Roof should sell a book.


You are not a true Auburn man.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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« Reply #44 on: October 23, 2009, 08:12:19 AM »
Maybe he was treating his glaucoma like Josh Dollard. :bong:
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Re: DB Harry Adams
« Reply #45 on: October 23, 2009, 09:42:03 AM »
Quote from: Sensi on October 23, 2009, 08:12:19 AM
Maybe he was treating his glaucoma like Josh Dollard. :bong:


Come to think of it, my eyesight has been getting worse lately. 
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: DB Harry Adams
« Reply #46 on: October 23, 2009, 09:45:54 AM »
That has more to do with you touching yourself Kent.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #47 on: October 23, 2009, 09:56:18 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 23, 2009, 09:45:54 AM
That has more to do with you touching yourself Kent.

Oh God...it really is you.
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Re: DB Harry Adams
« Reply #48 on: October 23, 2009, 09:59:14 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 23, 2009, 09:45:54 AM
That has more to do with you touching yourself Kent.


I'm not stopping.  I don't care how long you beat on the bathroom door.
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« Reply #49 on: October 23, 2009, 10:14:02 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 23, 2009, 09:56:18 AM
Oh God...it really is you.

Oh, Kent, that is so unfair! And we were going to make you King of the Winter Carnival.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: DB Harry Adams
« Reply #50 on: October 23, 2009, 10:42:17 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 23, 2009, 10:14:02 AM
Oh, Kent, that is so unfair! And we were going to make you King of the Winter Carnival.
It goes from God to Jerry to Kent to the cleaners.
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Re: DB Harry Adams
« Reply #51 on: October 23, 2009, 11:02:21 AM »
You know I think we are overthinking this Harry Adams thing lets take a step back...

..no...I was wrong lets take a step forward.....now lets take a step back.....

...and now we're doing the cha-cha
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Re: DB Harry Adams
« Reply #52 on: October 23, 2009, 11:05:22 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on October 23, 2009, 11:02:21 AM
You know I think we are overthinking this Harry Adams thing lets take a step back...

..no...I was wrong lets take a step forward.....now lets take a step back.....

...and now we're doing the cha-cha

I don't cha-cha.  But I will Hokey Pokey.
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Re: DB Harry Adams
« Reply #53 on: October 23, 2009, 11:08:21 AM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on October 23, 2009, 11:05:22 AM
I don't cha-cha.  But I will Hokey Pokey.

What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jell-O?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: DB Harry Adams
« Reply #54 on: October 23, 2009, 11:57:31 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 23, 2009, 11:08:21 AM
What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jell-O?



Yeah...uumm..I think you went a little overboard just because I took some of your Tropical Punch Jello.  And you know I made you some more since you pitched such a hissy.
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Re: DB Harry Adams
« Reply #55 on: October 23, 2009, 01:03:01 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on October 23, 2009, 11:57:31 AM

Yeah...uumm..I think you went a little overboard just because I took some of your Tropical Punch Jello.  And you know I made you some more since you pitched such a hissy.

The correct answer is "I was hot and hungry". 


We gotta get you out more.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: DB Harry Adams
« Reply #56 on: October 23, 2009, 01:19:25 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 23, 2009, 01:03:01 PM
The correct answer is "I was hot and hungry". 


We gotta get you out more.
"It was hot and I was hungry"
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Re: DB Harry Adams
« Reply #57 on: October 23, 2009, 01:39:10 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on October 23, 2009, 01:19:25 PM
"It was hot and I was hungry"

Nobody asked you and he doesn't know the difference anyway.  Partial credit is better than no credit.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: DB Harry Adams
« Reply #58 on: October 23, 2009, 01:56:30 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 23, 2009, 01:39:10 PM
Nobody asked you and he doesn't know the difference anyway.  Partial credit is better than no credit.
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Re: DB Harry Adams
« Reply #59 on: October 23, 2009, 02:00:12 PM »
That's therapist Sean.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."
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