Food For Thought

AUChizad · « **on:** October 21, 2009, 05:24:14 PM »

In 2007, LSU won the national championship with losses to Arkansas and Kentucky.

Sound familiar?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #1 on:** October 21, 2009, 05:25:35 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on October 21, 2009, 05:24:14 PM

In 2007, LSU won the national championship with losses to Arkansas and Kentucky.

Sound familiar?

puff...puff...pass

AWK · « **Reply #2 on:** October 21, 2009, 05:33:15 PM »

In 2009, a child floated in a balloon over Colorado, remember?

jadennis · « **Reply #3 on:** October 21, 2009, 05:40:34 PM »

Difference is that they were #1 when they lost both games.

First game they dropped to #5, and four polls later they were at #1 again.

After the second lost at #1, they dropped to #5 again, only to rise to #2 in the very next poll.

I swear I hate how lucky those corn dog bastards are. They get blown out at home by Florida in 2003...no problem, national title.

They lose two games in the last 6 weeks of the season, including the last regular season game. No problem, national title. Teams in front of them spent every weekend shooting themselves in the foot with grenade launchers while LSU wins the "who sucks the least at the right time" lottery and backs into the title game at #2.

Auburn 2004? Nope. Nothing, no help whatsoever. #1 and #2 go wire to wire for the first time in history while Auburn sits helpless at #3.

Man I hate those purple wearing bengal cocksuckers.

boartitz · « **Reply #4 on:** October 21, 2009, 05:40:47 PM »

Be there in a jiffy, Pop.

RWS · « **Reply #5 on:** October 21, 2009, 05:45:03 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on October 21, 2009, 05:24:14 PM

In 2007, LSU won the national championship with losses to Arkansas and Kentucky.

Sound familiar?

Jesus Christ. I can't say this wasn't unexpected from you.

AUChizad · « **Reply #6 on:** October 21, 2009, 06:03:14 PM »

Quote from: RWS on October 21, 2009, 05:45:03 PM

Jesus Christ. I can't say this wasn't unexpected from you.

I can't say your failure to comprehend sarcasm wasn't expected from you.

RWS · « **Reply #7 on:** October 21, 2009, 06:06:01 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on October 21, 2009, 06:03:14 PM

I can't see your failure to comprehend sarcasm wasn't expected from you.

Ooh, ooh, I know! Lets get into an argument over what you really meant!

Pass.

AUChizad · « **Reply #8 on:** October 21, 2009, 06:11:59 PM »

Quote from: RWS on October 21, 2009, 06:06:01 PM

Ooh, ooh, I know! Lets get into an argument over what you really meant!

Pass.

Good call.

Cause you know, other statements I've made since this last weekend have insinuated that I believe that we can win another game all year, let alone climb from solidly out of the top 25 in week 8 to #1 or #2 in 4 weeks...

Perhaps "sarcasm" isn't quite the word. More like satire.

jadennis · « **Reply #9 on:** October 21, 2009, 06:12:54 PM »

Quote from: RWS on October 21, 2009, 05:45:03 PM

Jesus Christ. I can't say this wasn't unexpected from you.

Are you even sure what you really meant? That triple negative can be confusing.

RWS · « **Reply #10 on:** October 21, 2009, 06:14:19 PM »

Quote from: jadennis on October 21, 2009, 06:12:54 PM

Are you even sure what you really meant? That triple negative can be confusing.

haha, I didn't even realize I typed wasn't. Awesome.

RWS · « **Reply #11 on:** October 21, 2009, 06:21:18 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on October 21, 2009, 06:11:59 PM

Good call.

Cause you know, other statements I've made since this last weekend have insinuated that I believe that we can win another game all year, let alone climb from solidly out of the top 25 in week 8 to #1 or #2 in 4 weeks...

Perhaps "sarcasm" isn't quite the word. More like satire.

I haven't really seen a negative statement by you yet, but I really don't care. I'm sure there's one laying around somewhere.

The Prowler · « **Reply #12 on:** October 21, 2009, 06:47:33 PM »

I've been thinking that since the loss to Arkansas. I looked back at the '07 Bengal Tigers and thought, if only Auburn can somehow get beat by Kentucky....and then it happened, man, are we lucky or what? Now, if somehow the 39 teams ahead of us can get beat a few times and Auburn can win these next three to four games....Championship!!!

boartitz · « **Reply #13 on:** October 21, 2009, 06:54:29 PM »

We're out of it. All we can do now is fuck up the other team's season.
Starting Saturday.

The Prowler · « **Reply #14 on:** October 21, 2009, 07:28:43 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on October 21, 2009, 06:54:29 PM

We're out of it. All we can do now is fuck up the other team's season.
Starting Saturday.

Jumbo · « **Reply #15 on:** October 22, 2009, 12:00:48 AM »

I hope we hit Lsu's ass harder than the chili I'm making for the game Saturday!

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #16 on:** October 22, 2009, 11:26:39 AM »

Quote from: Jumbo on October 22, 2009, 12:00:48 AM

I hope we hit Lsu's ass harder than the chili I'm making for the game Saturday!

Going in or coming out?

AUChizad · « **Reply #17 on:** October 22, 2009, 11:40:43 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 22, 2009, 11:26:39 AM

Going in or coming out?

Going in?

Are you practicing interorectogestion?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #18 on:** October 22, 2009, 04:24:03 PM »

I just figure that any chili Jumbo makes is gonna burn worse coming out the "fisting end" about three hours later than it did going in originally. Kind of the Taco Bell effect.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #19 on:** October 22, 2009, 04:27:54 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 22, 2009, 04:24:03 PM

I just figure that any chili Jumbo makes is gonna burn worse coming out the "fisting end" about three hours later than it did going in originally. Kind of the Taco Bell effect.

There's nothing worse than an infected Chalupa.