What will it take for AU to beat LSU?

Birmingham · « **on:** October 19, 2009, 11:21:17 PM »

Obviously Auburn's defense is gonna have to improve in order to be competitive with the upper-tier programs in the SEC. That goes without saying. What has to happen this week in order for Auburn to have the best of this match up? I don't think LSU is as good as their record (as they have, as usual, been luckier than a dog with two tools). I think this is a doable win for Auburn. What has to happen this week?

ibelonginprison · « **Reply #1 on:** October 19, 2009, 11:37:13 PM »

An act of God.

Or $0.49 taco's from Taco Bell. Either one.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #2 on:** October 20, 2009, 12:00:14 AM »

Quote from: Birmingham on October 19, 2009, 11:21:17 PM

Obviously Auburn's defense is gonna have to improve in order to be competitive with the upper tear programs in the SEC.

The word is TIER, numbnuts. Back to the basement with you...

And as for this weekend, two things have to happen.

#1 - LSU has to overlook us, and come out sleepwalking like they have so many times this year. If a freaking miracle occurs and we are on our game, if we score a few times early, I am not sure if LSU recovers. That is an amazing statement given the raw talent they have - but the talent is undercoached and just not sharp. Jefferson would rather take a sack for a ten yard loss than get rid of the football. LaFell can catch, but only if Jefferson gets the ball within 5 yards of him, which has not happened a lot lately. And they have no run game. LSU may be rested but they are also coming off of a loss - and they did not score a TD on Florida. Not sure if this fires them up or messes with their heads.

Personally? I think Les Miles has turned into Frosty the Snowman caught in a strong cross wind. Everyone, sing along now...

There must have been some magic in that old mesh hat he found
But when it got blown off of his head, he was just another clown...

BUT:

#2 - See part of #1 where I mention a freaking miracle. 90K+ screaming drunken coonasses on a Saturday night in October. Sorry, son, I am fresh out of miracles.

Still, I say Auburn wins.

**SLURP**

Damn, that is some AWESOME orange and blue Kool-Aid!!!

boartitz · « **Reply #3 on:** October 20, 2009, 12:42:14 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 20, 2009, 12:00:14 AM

The word is TIER, numbnuts. Back to the basement with you...

And as for this weekend, two things have to happen.

#1 - LSU has to overlook us, and come out sleepwalking like they have so many times this year. If a freaking miracle occurs and we are on our game, if we score a few times early, I am not sure if LSU recovers. That is an amazing statement given the raw talent they have - but the talent is undercoached and just not sharp. Jefferson would rather take a sack for a ten yard loss than get rid of the football. LaFell can catch, but only if Jefferson gets the ball within 5 yards of him, which has not happened a lot lately. And they have no run game. LSU may be rested but they are also coming off of a loss - and they did not score a TD on Florida. Not sure if this fires them up or messes with their heads.

Personally? I think Les Miles has turned into Frosty the Snowman caught in a strong cross wind. Everyone, sing along now...

There must have been some magic in that old mesh hat he found
But when it got blown off of his head, he was just another clown...

BUT:

#2 - See part of #1 where I mention a freaking miracle. 90K+ screaming drunken coonasses on a Saturday night in October. Sorry, son, I am fresh out of miracles.

Still, I say Auburn wins.

**SLURP**

Damn, that is some AWESOME orange and blue Kool-Aid!!!

Don't get any mustard between your thighs and yall have a chance. I'm hoping for a turnaround.

boartitz · « **Reply #4 on:** October 20, 2009, 12:44:59 AM »

My hate list is Texans, coonasses, and bammers and inbred combinations of the three. They do mingle around the Gulf Coast.

boartitz · « **Reply #5 on:** October 20, 2009, 12:47:57 AM »

Yall know that penus envy is the reason they sell corndogs in BR? Length, girth and an implant all rolled into one.

boartitz · « **Reply #6 on:** October 20, 2009, 12:50:08 AM »

Fuck them coonasses. They would be as bad as bammers if they could speak english.

Kaos · « **Reply #7 on:** October 20, 2009, 01:59:22 AM »

After a careful examination of the facts, I've come to the conclusion that the best way for Auburn to beat LSU is to have scored more points than the Bengals at the end of regulation play.

boartitz · « **Reply #8 on:** October 20, 2009, 02:03:57 AM »

Quote from: Kaos on October 20, 2009, 01:59:22 AM

After a careful examination of the facts, I've come to the conclusion that the best way for Auburn to beat LSU is to have scored more points than the Bengals at the end of regulation play.

Sure fire method.

djsimp · « **Reply #9 on:** October 20, 2009, 08:44:16 AM »

Defense needs to tackle
Defense needs to tackle
Offense has to score points
Minimize penalties to less than 100 yards
Chris Todd needs to remove the horseshoe
Defense needs to tackle

Godfather · « **Reply #10 on:** October 20, 2009, 09:06:05 AM »

Change your signature.

Birmingham · « **Reply #11 on:** October 20, 2009, 09:15:19 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 20, 2009, 12:00:14 AM

BUT:

#2 - See part of #1 where I mention a freaking miracle. 90K+ screaming drunken coonasses on a Saturday night in October. Sorry, son, I am fresh out of miracles.

Still, I say Auburn wins.

**SLURP**

Damn, that is some AWESOME orange and blue Kool-Aid!!!

Are we interupting you from anything? Yeesh.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #12 on:** October 20, 2009, 09:42:22 AM »

LSU will find a great running game Sat night. Jordan Jefferson will probably be mentioned as a Heisman canidate too.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #13 on:** October 20, 2009, 09:53:27 AM »

Quote from: ssgaufan on October 20, 2009, 09:42:22 AM

LSU will find a great running game Sat night.

It shouldn't surprise anyone if they do. Charles Scott is a bruiser.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #14 on:** October 20, 2009, 10:08:37 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on October 20, 2009, 09:53:27 AM

It shouldn't surprise anyone if they do. Charles Scott is a bruiser.

Is it possible to have two new Heisman candidates emerge from one game?

ibelonginprison · « **Reply #15 on:** October 20, 2009, 10:12:23 AM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on October 20, 2009, 10:08:37 AM

Is it possible to have two new Heisman candidates emerge from one game?

Is it possible to go from 5-0 to ESPN's bottom 10?

AWK · « **Reply #16 on:** October 20, 2009, 10:21:50 AM »

LSU will look like the Superbowl champs Saturday.

jadennis · « **Reply #17 on:** October 20, 2009, 05:13:33 PM »

It'll take the defense that played the last three quarters against West Virginia (complete with takeaways and all), and the offense that played against Tennessee (except fewer FGs in the red zone) and Mississippi State.

After we beat LSU, we need to beat Ole Miss and Georgia to be 5-2 in the SEC going into the Alabama game.

in the mean time, we need Alabama to lose to LSU on November 7th.

Then, when we beat Alabama, there will be a three-way tie at 6-2 for the SEC West (LSU, Alabama, Auburn).

We will have the tie breaker against both LSU and Alabama having beaten them both head to head.

We will then head to Atlanta to beat Florida (for the third straight time), throwing a wrench into Tim Tebow's Heisman trophy plans.

This will launch us into the BCS title game where we will be the second SEC team with 2 losses to play for the title in the last 3 years.

Auburn vs Texas, BCS Title Game, Thursday, January 7, 2010, Rose Bowl, Pasadena, CA.

Yes, I am on drugs, two vicodin to be exact.

Godfather · « **Reply #18 on:** October 20, 2009, 05:17:07 PM »

Quote from: jadennis on October 20, 2009, 05:13:33 PM

It'll take the defense that played the last three quarters against West Virginia (complete with takeaways and all), and the offense that played against Tennessee (except fewer FGs in the red zone) and Mississippi State.

After we beat LSU, we need to beat Ole Miss and Georgia to be 5-2 in the SEC going into the Alabama game.

in the mean time, we need Alabama to lose to LSU on November 7th.

Then, when we beat Alabama, there will be a three-way tie at 6-2 for the SEC West (LSU, Alabama, Auburn).

We will have the tie breaker against both LSU and Alabama having beaten them both head to head.

We will then head to Atlanta to beat Florida (for the third straight time), throwing a wrench into Tim Tebow's Heisman trophy plans.

This will launch us into the BCS title game where we will be the second SEC team with 2 losses to play for the title in the last 3 years.

Auburn vs Texas, BCS Title Game, Thursday, January 7, 2010, Rose Bowl, Pasadena, CA.

Yes, I am on drugs, two vicodin to be exact.

I'll have what he's having.

ibelonginprison · « **Reply #19 on:** October 20, 2009, 06:08:08 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on October 20, 2009, 05:17:07 PM

I'll have what he's having.

It's definitely quite a cocktail.