Confession...

[Tiger Wench]

Ok - confession.

This was my fault.

I have this awesome Auburn purse that I have carried every single day during the season for the last three years, even though it matches NOTHING I am wearing except on Friday or Saturday.

Last Tuesday, I swapped purses for a brown one because I was going somewhere that was a bit dressy. I figured "It's ok - it's KENTUCKY!!"

And we shit the bed on Saturday.  Kind of the same shade as my purse.

Also - I was not home for the game - was at the golf tourny.  Two weeks in a row, I have not watched the game live.  Tivo'd them both.  Two weeks in a row, we shit the bed.

It's my fault.

Because, as everyone knows, it is all about me...

So who else fucked up their personal traditions this weekend???  I know there are others out there...

[AUChizad]

I switched from my Mesh coach's polo that I've worn all year to a rugby-style long-sleeve shirt.

I mean, it was fuckin cold out there.

Plus, I thought the mesh shirt was tainted when I watched Arkansas rape us as I was wearing it...

[Birmingham]

After last season I would've thrown the damn thing away.  Just sayin'.

[AWK]

After last season I would've thrown the damn thing away.  Just sayin'.

Unlike Alabama fans, we have these inventions called washing machines.

[CCTAU]

Since it was UK, I dressed in my son's team's colors (blue like UK) instead of wearing my traditional all orange to attend his game at 11:00.

Won't do it again.

[Birmingham]

Unlike Alabama fans, we have these inventions called washing machines.

I was referring to Wench's lucky purse.  After last season I would have come to the realization there wasn't a damn thing lucky about it.

[Godfather]

I watched the game at a bammers house.



for the win

[AWK]

I was referring to Wench's lucky purse.  After last season I would have come to the realization there wasn't a damn thing lucky about it.

Ah, well I was just venting.

Chris Todd has a horseshoe, but it's not lucky, and is currently up his ass.

[Tiger Wench]

Chris Todd has a horseshoe, but it's not lucky, and is currently up his ass.

Sideways.

[djsimp]

Sideways.

with the horses leg still attached.

[ibelonginprison]

with the horses leg still attached.

And the horse is still running.

[ssgaufan]

I can't find the new Auburn shirt that I bought for this year.  It's been missing the last two weeks.  I think my wife knows what happened to it, but won't tell me.

[Saniflush]

And the horse is still running.

You're full of shit. 

If this were true he would be faster.

[djsimp]

[The Prowler]

I sat naked in my bean bag eating cheetos and drinking Coke....The first five games I ate Doritos and drank Dr. Pepper.  I didn't think about it, until just now.....Damn, sorry guys.