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Ted Roof...

Ted Roof...
« on: October 18, 2009, 09:08:05 PM »
... is the highest paid assistant coach on our team. 

That is all. 
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Re: Ted Roof...
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2009, 10:47:35 PM »
Man I was there last night and saw it first hand.  We just don't have the players we usually have on D.  Granted I do think they could do better, but I'm not out for his head this year.
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Re: Ted Roof...
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2009, 11:31:31 PM »
Man I was there last night and saw it first hand.  We just don't have the players we usually have on D.  Granted I do think they could do better, but I'm not out for his head this year.

I'm always looking for head.  If you see some hookers who are wanting to give it away and you're not looking for any PM me. 
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Re: Ted Roof...
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2009, 07:53:12 PM »
Man I was there last night and saw it first hand.  We just don't have the players we usually have on D.  Granted I do think they could do better, but I'm not out for his head this year.

You're right.  We don't have the players we usually have on defense.  They've already overcame their 2 and 3 star status and bolted straight to the NFL. 

Brian Kelly laughs at those who complains of talent deprivation.  It's called coaching.  It might not get you championships, but it will definitely get you better as the year progresses. 
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Re: Ted Roof...
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2009, 08:55:17 PM »
I'm always looking for head. 
I hear Birmingham is free this evening......
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Re: Ted Roof...
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2009, 10:25:52 PM »
Speaking of Birmingham,  Finley Ave off the 78hwy west Arkedelphia Exit, used to have some Ladies of the night.
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Re: Ted Roof...
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2009, 10:47:11 PM »
Yea, just act like your a trucker at the truck stop. Get you some head and some crack rock all in one place. Thats what you call a "one stop truck stop".
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Re: Ted Roof...
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2009, 10:51:57 PM »
The hot spot in the Mobile Area according to the newspaper arrests is the Tillman's Corner area.
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Re: Ted Roof...
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2009, 11:21:16 PM »
Count me in for getting Ted Roof a hooker....it might help his attention to detail.

I got $20 on it anyway.
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Re: Ted Roof...
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2009, 11:37:55 PM »
They're called Lot Lizards.








You know, for when you go looking for one.
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Re: Ted Roof...
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2009, 01:01:10 AM »
They're called Lot Lizards.








You know, for when you go looking for one.


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