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I wonder what the statute of limitations is....

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Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
« Reply #40 on: October 15, 2009, 12:52:57 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on October 15, 2009, 12:35:21 PM
You told me it didn't make me gay.

Only if you touch balls or fall in love.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
« Reply #41 on: October 15, 2009, 01:08:13 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 15, 2009, 12:51:40 PM
Lots of people get married when the box of kleenex is still full.  Going by that criteria most would never get married.

True enough. I'll concede that point.

I just haven't met the the man that makes me want to get married. The way I see things right now...my relationships are like free agencies...everybody is here because they want to be here...no under appreciated franchise players...if someone wants to trade...they can.
Do hearts get broken sometimes? Sure. But being married certainly doesn't make you immune to that.
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Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
« Reply #42 on: October 15, 2009, 01:12:04 PM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 15, 2009, 01:08:13 PM
True enough. I'll concede that point.

I just haven't met the the man that makes me want to get married. The way I see things right now...my relationships are like free agencies...everybody is here because they want to be here...no under appreciated franchise players...if someone wants to trade...they can.
Do hearts get broken sometimes? Sure. But being married certainly doesn't make you immune to that.

Don't feel bad.  Taylor hasn't met that man either.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
« Reply #43 on: October 15, 2009, 01:16:10 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 15, 2009, 01:12:04 PM
Don't feel bad.  Taylor hasn't met that man either.

Funny, I heard he was no stranger to the trade either.
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Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
« Reply #44 on: October 15, 2009, 01:24:38 PM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 15, 2009, 01:16:10 PM
Funny, I heard he was no stranger to the trade either.

What you heard was that he likes being passed around.

There is a difference.

Subtle one, but a difference.
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Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
« Reply #45 on: October 15, 2009, 01:28:03 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 15, 2009, 12:52:57 PM
Only if you touch balls or fall in love.
But you told me you loved me.
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Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
« Reply #46 on: October 15, 2009, 01:29:19 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on October 15, 2009, 01:24:38 PM
What you heard was that he likes being passed around.

There is a difference.

Subtle one, but a difference.

Gay boys I know call it picking up "trade." I guess, since they are still guys, it's the gay equivalent of getting a piece.
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Re: I wonder what the statute of limitations is....
« Reply #47 on: October 15, 2009, 04:19:19 PM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 15, 2009, 01:29:19 PM
Gay boys I know call it picking up "trade." I guess, since they are still guys, it's the gay equivalent of getting a piece.
I don't know how else to explain this.  Bro jobs are not gay, I'm just helping out a bro when he has a bad day.
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