I hope the greedy bastards enjoy spending it

AUTailgatingRules · « **on:** October 15, 2009, 03:46:47 PM »

I signed my taxes and had to write a check that makes me want to puke. I hope they redistribute well and then choke on it. I fucking hate tax time as I pay way more than I ever get back in benefits.

Oh well I guess it's time for my newly broke ass to start drinking

Kaos · « **Reply #1 on:** October 15, 2009, 05:15:40 PM »

Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on October 15, 2009, 03:46:47 PM

I signed my taxes and had to write a check that makes me want to puke. I hope they redistribute well and then choke on it. I phuking hate tax time as I pay way more than I ever get back in benefits.

Oh well I guess it's time for my newly broke ass to start drinking

I mailed off checks yesterday after haggling with my accountant for three weeks. Paid more than I ever thought I would make in a year.

God Bless America.

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #2 on:** October 15, 2009, 05:23:41 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on October 15, 2009, 05:15:40 PM

I mailed off checks yesterday after haggling with my accountant for three weeks. Paid more than I ever thought I would make in a year.

God Bless America.

I paid enough to buy at least one of those fancy toilets on the space shuttle. I wonder if they'll ever let me take a shit in my new toilet?

Tarheel · « **Reply #3 on:** October 15, 2009, 05:50:26 PM »

Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on October 15, 2009, 03:46:47 PM

I signed my taxes and had to write a check that makes me want to puke. I hope they redistribute well and then choke on it. I phuking hate tax time as I pay way more than I ever get back in benefits.

Oh well I guess it's time for my newly broke ass to start drinking

Quote from: Kaos on October 15, 2009, 05:15:40 PM

I mailed off checks yesterday after haggling with my accountant for three weeks. Paid more than I ever thought I would make in a year.

God Bless America.

I'm sure that the people of Detroit will appreciate your contributions.

Kaos · « **Reply #4 on:** October 15, 2009, 06:11:00 PM »

Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on October 15, 2009, 05:23:41 PM

I paid enough to buy at least one of those fancy toilets on the space shuttle. I wonder if they'll ever let me take a poop in my new toilet?

That's a fancy toilet. $19 mil. I only paid enough for the urinal cake.

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #5 on:** October 15, 2009, 06:29:37 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on October 15, 2009, 06:11:00 PM

That's a fancy toilet. $19 mil. I only paid enough for the urinal cake.

Maybe they'll let you piss on your new urinal cake

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #6 on:** October 15, 2009, 09:41:53 PM »

The government gave me money last May. God Bless America.

Kaos · « **Reply #7 on:** October 15, 2009, 11:51:43 PM »

Quote from: townhallsavoy on October 15, 2009, 09:41:53 PM

The government gave me money last May. God Bless America.

That was my money. I'd like you to give it back to me. I need it.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #8 on:** October 16, 2009, 09:32:59 AM »

Quote from: townhallsavoy on October 15, 2009, 09:41:53 PM

The government gave me money last May. God Bless America.

The Govt gives me money every month. God bless the tax payers.

Saniflush · « **Reply #9 on:** October 16, 2009, 09:40:30 AM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 16, 2009, 09:32:59 AM

The Govt gives me money every month. God bless the tax payers.

retired military is different.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #10 on:** October 16, 2009, 10:22:35 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on October 16, 2009, 09:40:30 AM

retired military is different.

Not if you saw some of the things I did while in.

Saniflush · « **Reply #11 on:** October 16, 2009, 10:30:23 AM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 16, 2009, 10:22:35 AM

Not if you saw some of the things I did while in.

meaning?

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #12 on:** October 16, 2009, 11:57:33 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on October 16, 2009, 10:30:23 AM

meaning?

I was not always a fine and upstanding U.S. Soldier. I have picture of me sitting atop a nuclear weapon (Pershing) while on a nuke site. $ 1 to slim pickens. As with other service members, some of the stuff we did while in makes me wonder how I survived.

Saniflush · « **Reply #13 on:** October 16, 2009, 12:43:07 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 16, 2009, 11:57:33 AM

I was not always a fine and upstanding U.S. Soldier. I have picture of me sitting atop a nuclear weapon (Pershing) while on a nuke site. $ 1 to slim pickens. As with other service members, some of the stuff we did while in makes me wonder how I survived.

understand and empathize.

Tarheel · « **Reply #14 on:** October 16, 2009, 05:22:14 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 16, 2009, 11:57:33 AM

I was not always a fine and upstanding U.S. Soldier. I have picture of me sitting atop a nuclear weapon (Pershing) while on a nuke site. $ 1 to slim pickens. As with other service members, some of the stuff we did while in makes me wonder how I survived.

God Bless America, indeed! That's from one of my favorite movies.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #15 on:** October 20, 2009, 09:54:12 AM »

I promise to help spend it well. We really need some new 14k gold toilet seats around here.

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #16 on:** October 20, 2009, 02:19:43 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 20, 2009, 09:54:12 AM

I promise to help spend it well. We really need some new 14k gold toilet seats around here.

When you gotta go, go in the very best.

Saniflush · « **Reply #17 on:** October 20, 2009, 02:46:42 PM »

Quote from: dallaswareagle on October 20, 2009, 02:19:43 PM

When you gotta go, go in the very best.

Fail

dallaswareagle · « **Reply #18 on:** October 20, 2009, 04:23:44 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on October 20, 2009, 02:46:42 PM

Fail

Justa wife's is a bitch-a fucking bitch.

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #19 on:** October 20, 2009, 04:51:42 PM »

Mother fuckers muxt be hurtin real bad. Mailed the check on Thursday late afternonn and the son of a bitch cleared my account on Monday.