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Would You Hit It?

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Re: Would You Hit It?
« Reply #20 on: October 12, 2009, 10:13:14 PM »
Tits?
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Re: Would You Hit It?
« Reply #21 on: October 12, 2009, 10:24:32 PM »
wesfau2 you remind me of a good friend I had in college. He was a good hearted kid and I guess he just saw the beauty in everyone. He didn't discriminate against the uh, unfortunate looking girls and come formal time he was in very serious demand.
He caught a lot of shit from the rest of us and that was just for the girls we actually saw. I know there were more that never saw the light of day.
My point?

He got laid more than any guy I ever knew. And apparently, as Sani has already pointed out...unfortunate looking girls sometimes really know how to show their appreciation.

Fuck Obama. You and my friend Eric should have won the Peace Prize. Have you seen the tits on it?
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Re: Would You Hit It?
« Reply #22 on: October 12, 2009, 10:33:02 PM »
Would wesfau2 hit it?  I think we all know the answer...

"check out those tits"

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Re: Would You Hit It?
« Reply #23 on: October 12, 2009, 10:41:45 PM »
Would wesfau2 hit it?  I think we all know the answer...

"check out those tits"


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Re: Would You Hit It?
« Reply #24 on: October 12, 2009, 11:29:56 PM »
Here's the primary difference between men and women.  You dismiss this girl as a loser.  I saw "kinky librarian" type.  Bet she's a hellcat.  And look at those phukin tits!

This man knows and speaks the truth!
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Re: Would You Hit It?
« Reply #25 on: October 13, 2009, 12:30:29 AM »
Sadly enough, as a young man, after a few hours out, all of those women would have met my criteria. I did not see a bad body on any of them. And in the dark, you can't see an ugly head, but you can feel an ugly body.

Besides, #1 looks like she would be very gracious.

I'm with you on this.

I always remember with my grandaddy's advice before I went off to college.

"If you're fucking based on faces, you're missing out on alot of pussy."
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Re: Would You Hit It?
« Reply #26 on: October 13, 2009, 08:06:03 AM »
Damn, you women are critical.

Look at those tits.  No "ifs" about that.

Silence?  I think it's the expression that's fucking this girl up.  Besides she has great tits.  Again...she's in.

Agree on the busted grill.  But look at that body!  Great tits!  Hit it from the back!  She's in.

I think we have a poor photographer to blame here.  Otherwise she's got hairy eye sockets as well.  Look at those tits!  She's in.

This one looks like a bad photoshop.  Still...see #8.

She has a vampire/zombie look happening.  But check out those tits!  In.

Looks 'shopped to me.  This one is a tough call.  Lots of booze will help her cause.

Agreed.  Not much hesitation in doing these.  By the way, did you see those tits?

Here's the primary difference between men and women.  You dismiss this girl as a loser.  I saw "kinky librarian" type.  Bet she's a hellcat.  And look at those fuckin tits!


Boobies.  My happy place.

Sweetheart think about it this way.  It is best to hone ones craft as much as possible.
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Re: Would You Hit It?
« Reply #27 on: October 13, 2009, 10:03:50 AM »
Let it be known that wesfau2 is the perfect wingman, he has been known to take one for the team.
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Re: Would You Hit It?
« Reply #28 on: October 13, 2009, 10:12:23 AM »

Sweetheart think about it this way.  It is best to hone ones craft as much as possible.

I'm at the top of my game, Sani.
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Re: Would You Hit It?
« Reply #29 on: October 13, 2009, 10:19:29 AM »
I'm at the top of my game, Sani.

All hat???
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Re: Would You Hit It?
« Reply #30 on: October 13, 2009, 10:20:08 AM »
All hat???
I think we need visual proof.
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Re: Would You Hit It?
« Reply #31 on: October 13, 2009, 10:33:30 AM »
I think we need visual proof.

Of my skills?!

I do plan to be a respected member of the Alabama BAR just like Birdman and AWK...wait, that's not really making my point...
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Re: Would You Hit It?
« Reply #32 on: October 13, 2009, 10:40:57 AM »
Of my skills?!

I do plan to be a respected member of the Alabama BAR just like Birdman and AWK...wait, that's not really making my point...
Poor interns!
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Re: Would You Hit It?
« Reply #33 on: October 13, 2009, 03:07:15 PM »
Who are you guys kidding I just hit all of them in my room. Time to get back to work.
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Re: Would You Hit It?
« Reply #34 on: October 13, 2009, 05:10:24 PM »
Who are you guys kidding I just hit all of them in my room. Time to get back to work.


^^^^THIS^^^^
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Re: Would You Hit It?
« Reply #35 on: October 14, 2009, 09:38:29 AM »


Fuck Obama. You and my friend Eric should have won the Peace Prize. Have you seen the tits on it?

Epic Peace Tits.  My favorite kind.



Let it be known that wesfau2 is the perfect wingman, he has been known to take one for the team.

I'm an equal opportunity fucker.  Life is short.
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