I wonder what the statute of limitations is....

AUTailgatingRules · « **on:** October 14, 2009, 11:55:56 AM »

for soaping out the mouth? I could easily be putting my parents in jail? I can't believe these folks got arrested for washing their foul mouthed kid's mouth out with soap. The nanny state is getting ridiculous.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local-beat/Mom-Arrested-for-Washing-Kids-Mouth-With-Soap--64112132.html

Mom Arrested for Washing Kid's Mouth With Soap
A Florida couple is behind bars for some old school discipline
By TODD WRIGHT
Updated 9:43 AM EDT, Wed, Oct 14, 2009

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Getty Images/Rubberball A Palm Bay woman and her boyfriend were arrested Monday for child abuse after the couple went old school to punish their 8-year-old daughter for swearing.

They washed her mouth out with soap.

We don't know about you, but we would petition President Obama and Congress to make it mandatory for every parent to carry a bar of Irish Spring in their back pockets with all the profanity kids use today.

Police claim Adriyanna Herdener and Wilfredo Rivera went too far by placing a bar of soap in the girl's mouth and letting it stay for 10 minutes. Herdener did not intervene in the discipline.

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The girl eventually vomited and Rivera took her to the local hospital, where hospital staff called police.

No one wants a child to be hurt or inhumanely punished, but parents' discipline choices in this country have come down to calling Dr. Phil or hiding the joysticks to the Wii.

Next time your kid has a potty mouth, just give them some gum.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #1 on:** October 14, 2009, 12:37:01 PM »

My mom used to put soap on a toothbrush and brush our teeth with it (dental hygienist)....fucking terrible. AND I still ended up with quite the potty mouth.

I don't swear in front of her, however.

Saniflush · « **Reply #2 on:** October 14, 2009, 12:39:22 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 14, 2009, 12:37:01 PM

My mom used to put soap on a toothbrush and brush our teeth with it (dental hygienist)....fucking terrible. AND I still ended up with quite the potty mouth.

I don't swear in front of her, however.

What is said in the bedroom or up against a wall is different.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #3 on:** October 14, 2009, 12:48:13 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on October 14, 2009, 12:39:22 PM

What is said in the bedroom or up against a wall is different.

I'm more of a whisper in your ear kind of girl.

Saniflush · « **Reply #4 on:** October 14, 2009, 12:53:18 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 14, 2009, 12:48:13 PM

I'm more of a whisper in your ear kind of girl.

Screaming is encouraged at the right time and sometimes it is more about content rather than decibel level.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #5 on:** October 14, 2009, 01:01:16 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on October 14, 2009, 12:53:18 PM

Screaming is encouraged at the right time and sometimes it is more about content rather than decibel level.

Content I got. But it has to be earned.

Saniflush · « **Reply #6 on:** October 14, 2009, 01:01:51 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 14, 2009, 01:01:16 PM

Content I got. But it has to be earned.

Two way street.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #7 on:** October 14, 2009, 01:10:02 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on October 14, 2009, 01:01:51 PM

Two way street.

Agreed. I don't fake it, ever. It is my contention that to do so only rewards bad behavior and so it will be repeated.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #8 on:** October 14, 2009, 02:25:34 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 14, 2009, 01:10:02 PM

Agreed. I don't fake it, ever. It is my contention that to do so only rewards bad behavior and so it will be repeated.

Are you married, my dear?

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #9 on:** October 14, 2009, 02:58:39 PM »

How did washing a kid's mouth out with soap turn into internet sex?

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #10 on:** October 14, 2009, 03:07:51 PM »

Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on October 14, 2009, 02:58:39 PM

How did washing a kid's mouth out with soap turn into internet sex?

Only on the X!

ssgaufan · « **Reply #11 on:** October 14, 2009, 03:41:48 PM »

Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on October 14, 2009, 02:58:39 PM

How did washing a kid's mouth out with soap turn into internet sex?

Don't know, but I like it.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #12 on:** October 14, 2009, 03:54:35 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 14, 2009, 02:25:34 PM

Are you married, my dear?

I suppose you're going to tell me I'll change my stance when I am married? boo.

CCTAU · « **Reply #13 on:** October 14, 2009, 04:00:38 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 14, 2009, 03:54:35 PM

I suppose you're going to tell me I'll change my stance when I am married? boo.

Nah. That's what duct tape is for????

Godfather · « **Reply #14 on:** October 14, 2009, 04:25:47 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 14, 2009, 03:54:35 PM

I suppose you're going to tell me I'll change my stance when I am married? boo.

Shes an old hag don't listen to her. The first rule of marriage is: that as a married woman you are now required to give even more BJs.

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #15 on:** October 14, 2009, 04:27:23 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on October 14, 2009, 04:25:47 PM

Shes an old hag don't listen to her. The first rule of marriage is: that as a married woman you are now required to give even more BJs.

That is actually in my pre nup with the red head

Godfather · « **Reply #16 on:** October 14, 2009, 04:41:30 PM »

Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on October 14, 2009, 04:27:23 PM

That is actually in my pre nup with the red head

One sperm says to the other "Man, I'm tired are we to the ovaries yet?"
The other sperm reply's "I think we still have awhile we just passed the tonsils".

Swallow clause?

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #17 on:** October 14, 2009, 04:51:15 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on October 14, 2009, 04:41:30 PM

One sperm says to the other "Man, I'm tired are we to the ovaries yet?"
The other sperm reply's "I think we still have awhile we just passed the tonsils".

Swallow clause?

It would not be a real BJ without that clause

JR4AU · « **Reply #18 on:** October 14, 2009, 04:59:41 PM »

Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on October 14, 2009, 04:51:15 PM

It would not be a real BJ without that clause

I have to confess that once she gets it out of me, I don't give a poop what she does with it, within reason of course!

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #19 on:** October 14, 2009, 05:05:47 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on October 14, 2009, 04:25:47 PM

Shes an old hag don't listen to her. The first rule of marriage is: that as a married woman you are now required to give even more BJs.

Oh that must be true. All the married men I know can't stop talking about all the BJs they get.