Would You Hit It?

Townhallsavoy · « **on:** October 10, 2009, 09:50:29 AM »

http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/top-10-internet-butterfaces/

wreckingball · « **Reply #1 on:** October 10, 2009, 10:03:58 AM »

yes, i agree with dave and i would drink most of them hot.

The Prowler · « **Reply #2 on:** October 10, 2009, 04:41:35 PM »

So...2,3,6,7,9 and 10?

Libertyhog · « **Reply #3 on:** October 11, 2009, 12:41:45 AM »

I'm betting #3 has a penus.

#7...oof.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #4 on:** October 11, 2009, 11:29:12 PM »

I want someone, anyone to admit they'd take #4.

Jumbo · « **Reply #5 on:** October 12, 2009, 05:20:17 AM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 11, 2009, 11:29:12 PM

I want someone, anyone to admit they'd take #4.

The better question is would #4 take me?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #6 on:** October 12, 2009, 01:03:10 PM »

Number 4 is... words escape me.

And I feel kind of sorry for #1. You just know she was put up to that by her new secret internet boyfriend in Europe that she has been e-sexting for weeks, you know, the guy who really understands her, and wants to date her but he can't because he's in Europe. She is not ugly in the traditional sense - probably pretty with hair and makeup done - but now she is all over the internet because her European boyfriend is really a 53-year old Subway Sandwich employee from Poughkeepsie who lives in an efficiency apartment in his mother's garage.

Saniflush · « **Reply #7 on:** October 12, 2009, 01:06:19 PM »

Bunch of lying bastards.

I would everyone of them except #1.

Who the hell am, I kidding? I'd hit number 1 also.

jadennis · « **Reply #8 on:** October 12, 2009, 01:57:12 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 12, 2009, 01:03:10 PM

Number 4 is... words escape me.

And I feel kind of sorry for #1. You just know she was put up to that by her new secret internet boyfriend in Europe that she has been e-sexting for weeks, you know, the guy who really understands her, and wants to date her but he can't because he's in Europe. She is not ugly in the traditional sense - probably pretty with hair and makeup done - but now she is all over the internet because her European boyfriend is really a 53-year old Subway Sandwich employee from Poughkeepsie who lives in an efficiency apartment in his mother's garage.

I'm not 53 and I don't live in Poughkeepsie.

But otherwise, your analysis is right on.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #9 on:** October 12, 2009, 02:01:36 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on October 12, 2009, 01:06:19 PM

Bunch of lying bastards.

I would everyone of them except #1.

Who the hell am, I kidding? I'd hit number 1 also.

Word.

Saniflush · « **Reply #10 on:** October 12, 2009, 02:06:38 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on October 12, 2009, 02:01:36 PM

Word.

Really? This is what it has come to?

Only the two of us tell the truth?

Sad.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #11 on:** October 12, 2009, 02:11:57 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on October 12, 2009, 02:06:38 PM

Really? This is what it has come to?

Only the two of us tell the truth?

Sad.

We know the truth.

Given the bodies on some of those uggos, I wouldn't even require much booze. Just low lighting.

Saniflush · « **Reply #12 on:** October 12, 2009, 02:14:54 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on October 12, 2009, 02:11:57 PM

We know the truth.

Given the bodies on some of those uggos, I wouldn't even require much booze. Just low lighting.

The truth is I would not require either on some. Extra points if they are REALLY into it. Enthusiasm can outweigh a number of other deficiencies.

Suc it Trebek.

Jumbo · « **Reply #13 on:** October 12, 2009, 02:16:46 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on October 12, 2009, 02:11:57 PM

We know the truth.

Given the bodies on some of those uggos, I wouldn't even require much booze. Just low lighting.

They would turn me down....

Saniflush · « **Reply #14 on:** October 12, 2009, 02:20:55 PM »

Quote from: Jumbo on October 12, 2009, 02:16:46 PM

They would turn me down....

Bullshit. Once you break off the winning smile on them....

CCTAU · « **Reply #15 on:** October 12, 2009, 02:21:21 PM »

Sadly enough, as a young man, after a few hours out, all of those women would have met my criteria. I did not see a bad body on any of them. And in the dark, you can't see an ugly head, but you can feel an ugly body.

Besides, #1 looks like she would be very gracious.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #16 on:** October 12, 2009, 02:40:35 PM »

#4 and #8 worry me for some reason. It'd just take about 3 extra beers and that worry would fade quickly.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #17 on:** October 12, 2009, 08:27:30 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on October 12, 2009, 02:06:38 PM

Really? This is what it has come to?

Only the two of us tell the truth?

Sad.

Fuck it. College wasn't that long ago.

10 if she waxed that lip
9
8 looks a bit snaggle toothed and that worries me...so no
7 again, wax the lip
6
5 scares the shit outta me
4 you'd have to pay me AND I'd have to be lying ON the money
3 & 2 I think tie for the best bodies on here
1 I'm sorry but no. Ugly is one thing, loser another.

The Prowler · « **Reply #18 on:** October 12, 2009, 09:40:48 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 12, 2009, 08:27:30 PM

Fuck it. College wasn't that long ago.

10 if she waxed that lip
9
8 looks a bit snaggle toothed and that worries me...so no
7 again, wax the lip
6
5 scares the shit outta me
4 you'd have to pay me AND I'd have to be lying ON the money
3 & 2 I think tie for the best bodies on here
1 I'm sorry but no. Ugly is one thing, loser another.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #19 on:** October 12, 2009, 10:05:40 PM »

Damn, you women are critical.

Quote from: AUsweetheart on October 12, 2009, 08:27:30 PM

Fuck it. College wasn't that long ago.

10 if she waxed that lip

Look at those tits. No "ifs" about that.

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9

Silence? I think it's the expression that's fucking this girl up. Besides she has great tits. Again...she's in.

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8 looks a bit snaggle toothed and that worries me...so no

Agree on the busted grill. But look at that body! Great tits! Hit it from the back! She's in.

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7 again, wax the lip

I think we have a poor photographer to blame here. Otherwise she's got hairy eye sockets as well. Look at those tits! She's in.

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6

This one looks like a bad photoshop. Still...see #8.

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5 scares the shit outta me

She has a vampire/zombie look happening. But check out those tits! In.

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4 you'd have to pay me AND I'd have to be lying ON the money

Looks 'shopped to me. This one is a tough call. Lots of booze will help her cause.

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3 & 2 I think tie for the best bodies on here

Agreed. Not much hesitation in doing these. By the way, did you see those tits?

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1 I'm sorry but no. Ugly is one thing, loser another.

Here's the primary difference between men and women. You dismiss this girl as a loser. I saw "kinky librarian" type. Bet she's a hellcat. And look at those fuckin tits!