Speaking of having a baby in the bathroom, has anyone seen the commercials for the show about women who give birth and supposedly had no idea they were pregnant? How the fuck could a woman go 9 months and not know they were pregnant?
When you are already morbidly obese, you seldom have periods, you already eat like a horse, have no energy, sleep all the time, and you regularly have cramps because your body is so fucked up from being so damn fat. If you aren't fat, then you are a liar who was totally in denial because you are a freaking idiot.
I actually know a woman - daughter of my former babysitter - who was literally days away from giving birth before her mom - who lived under the same roof - realized she was knocked up because said daughter was so fat. The daughter was in denial until around 6 months herself.