Saban's Press Conference

[Ogre]

Saban mentioned in his press conference today that he thought it was classless that the fans threw cups and bottles at the UGA players after the game.  He also said it was classless for a fan to call a coach and complain about how the game went.  All of this was reported on Finebaum.

A few callers later, a guy comes on and says that the phone call to a coach was actually a Board of Trustees member from Montgomery calling Major Applewhite to bitch about the offensive play-calling.  This is the same shit that has been going on for years in Tuscaloosa.  This is Saban's first true taste of the University of Alabama.  What if he loses to FSU this weekend (which I highly doubt he will)?  There is no telling how bad the meltdown would be. 

I'm going to the UAT/FSU game in Jacksonville this weekend, so hopefully I can throw a few bottles myself.  I'll take any opportunity I can do to tarnish the good name of the Crimpsun Tide. 

[AWK]

Saban mentioned in his press conference today that he thought it was classless that the fans threw cups and bottles at the UGA players after the game.  He also said it was classless for a fan to call a coach and complain about how the game went.  All of this was reported on Finebaum.

A few callers later, a guy comes on and says that the phone call to a coach was actually a Board of Trustees member from Montgomery calling Major Applewhite to bitch about the offensive play-calling.  This is the same shit that has been going on for years in Tuscaloosa.  This is Saban's first true taste of the University of Alabama.  What if he loses to FSU this weekend (which I highly doubt he will)?  There is no telling how bad the meltdown would be. 

I'm going to the UAT/FSU game in Jacksonville this weekend, so hopefully I can throw a few bottles myself.  I'll take any opportunity I can do to tarnish the good name of the Crimpsun Tide. 

Do me a favor and throw shit at the Bammer players please.  I mean actual feces. 

[D-Day]

Do me a favor and throw shit at the Bammer players please.  I mean actual feces. 

Hilarious. Molotov cocktails are good for a chuckle, too.

[Buzz Killington]

Urine Bombs are all the rage now though...at least in Baton Rouge.

[mglKSAU]

maybe sling around a lil dip spit too.

[Lurking Tiger]

Urine Bombs are all the rage now though...at least in Baton Rouge.

A Nerf football makes the perfect delivery vehicle.

[CCTAU]

A Nerf football makes the perfect delivery vehicle.

Yeah, but some of us would need to cut too big a hole. And what about the folks behind you as you throw it?

"EVERYONE MOVE AWAY. PISSBALL COMING THROUGH!"

[Lurking Tiger]

Yeah, but some of us would need to cut too big a hole. And what about the folks behind you as you throw it?

"EVERYONE MOVE AWAY. PISSBALL COMING THROUGH!"

It's not some girl's ass. You don't fuck it and then leave some piss behind. You need to find one that has the coating removed and give it a shower.

Screw the people behind you. If they don't notice that you are about to heave a golden bullet, that's their problem. It's the folks in front of/below you that have to worry.

When they turn around, just hold out your hands and look up into the sky like you just felt some rain.

[Saniflush]

It's not some girl's ass. You don't fuck it and then leave some piss behind. You need to find one that has the coating removed and give it a shower.

Screw the people behind you. If they don't notice that you are about to heave a golden bullet, that's their problem. It's the folks in front of/below you that have to worry.

When they turn around, just hold out your hands and look up into the sky like you just felt some rain.

Obviously we have a piss bomb aficionado here.

[Lurking Tiger]

Obviously we have a piss bomb aficionado here.

I've been to Baton Rouge a bunch.