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I love Coach Trooper Taylor

jadennis

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Re: I love Coach Trooper Taylor
« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2009, 11:26:25 AM »
Open your eyes, Keller.  "It just felt real comfortable there, I mean, it's just one big family" is said by every recruit about every single college in the United States.  Thinking the "it's family here" statement is only found at Auburn is like thinking that the McDonalds in Auburn is a ''Mom and Pop'' shop.

"Willis turned his back on us, not us on him".  Check your facts, Keller.  Turns out that family member don't appreciate being fired from their family members.  Also turns out that family members don't appreciate being rehired at a pay rate embarrassingly different from what the new coaches were rolling onto the plains making.  What did Willis do??????  He looked out for himself because he realized his "family" wasn't going to.  Nice family you got there.  


Willis is gone because of a simple misunderstanding.  During the coaching change, he told Jacobs he was going to stick around and "grind it out".  Thinking that was honorable, Chizik and Jacobs kept him around.  It was only later that we found out that Willis meant "grind it out with cousins, aunts, uncles, brothers, and sisters"....ie, "cousin grinding".

As soon as Jacobs learned of his true desire to "cousin grind", he made a quick call to Saban, knowing that would be a great PR move for Saban to connect with his fan base on a level they can really relate to.

Hence, Willis found his true "family" there in Tuscaloosa with the other "grinders".
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"To me Auburn is not in Auburn, Alabama. Auburn is the people who care about Auburn, the people who love Auburn. Wherever they are, that’s Auburn, Auburn is in your heart. You play for it."

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« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2009, 11:31:36 AM »
Man it sucks to be so fraudulent and superficial.  Past championships suck.  National recognition is over rated.  The recruits know how bad it is here.  I mean, look how awful our recruiting classes have been since that bastard satan stepped foot on our campus.  HOW COULD WE HAVE FALLEN INTO THIS MESS????  HE CAN'T RECRUIT WORTH poop, WHY ARE WE SETTLING FOR 5 AND 4 STAR RECRUITS????  Fire Mal Motherphukin-moore.  Number 3 ranked team in the country and constant conversation of being the stand alone most complete team in the country is getting ridiculous.  MAKE ALL OF THIS FRAUDULENT AND SUPERFICIAL SUCCESS STOP!!!!!  PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!  THE RECRUITS KNOW THIS!!!!

You forgot to mention "the Bear" in there anywhere, which is a Crimson party foul.  Go back and factor in terms like "corching lechend" and insults to Auburn that involve "cow" and "barn".  Then you'll pretty much have it down.
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"To me Auburn is not in Auburn, Alabama. Auburn is the people who care about Auburn, the people who love Auburn. Wherever they are, that’s Auburn, Auburn is in your heart. You play for it."

- Reggie Torbor

Birmingham

Re: I love Coach Trooper Taylor
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2009, 11:34:57 AM »
You forgot to mention "the Bear" in there anywhere, which is a Crimson party foul.  Go back and factor in terms like "corching lechend" and insults to Auburn that involve "cow" and "barn".  Then you'll pretty much have it down.

I didn't forget anything.  You were right on cue though.  As usual, as it should be, you barners can't keep from bringing him up for the bammers.  I mean, he did kick the living dog shit out of you his entire career so it makes since that you'd bring him up 30 years later. 
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Re: I love Coach Trooper Taylor
« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2009, 11:36:44 AM »
Since this topic blows and was started by an idiot, let's change it.

Did anyone see the upcoming Miss State home schedule?

They just played #4 LSU, today they get #25 Georgia Tech.  Next week they get #12 Houston.  Then the remaining home games are #1 Florida, #3 Alabama, and #21 Ole Miss.  No wonder they sold a record number of season tickets.

That's 4 top #12 teams on the home schedule, and means every home game except Jacksonville State was against a ranked team (assuming they all remain ranked).
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"To me Auburn is not in Auburn, Alabama. Auburn is the people who care about Auburn, the people who love Auburn. Wherever they are, that’s Auburn, Auburn is in your heart. You play for it."

- Reggie Torbor

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Re: I love Coach Trooper Taylor
« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2009, 11:41:17 AM »
I didn't forget anything.  You were right on cue though.  As usual, as it should be, you barners can't keep from bringing him up for the bammers.  I mean, he did kick the living dog poop out of you his entire career so it makes since that you'd bring him up 30 years later.  

Are you that dense?  As an Auburn fan listening to an Alabama fan, I'm used to counting my ten second count down awaiting the "Bear" to come up in the Bama fans rant.  Since I had passed the ten second mark, I assumed you had merely forgotten that part.

Puleeeze, accuse Auburn fans of bringing up the Bear?  The only time I bring him up is when I point out that since he retired 28 years ago, Auburn is 16-12 against you ironically elitist morons.  

If you intentionally left him out of your spiel, congratulations, you're the first Bammer I've come across to do so.  Although I'm sticking with the idea that you got so carried away with Saban and "championships" that your brain was unable to recall an additional worthless fact such as "da bar".
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"To me Auburn is not in Auburn, Alabama. Auburn is the people who care about Auburn, the people who love Auburn. Wherever they are, that’s Auburn, Auburn is in your heart. You play for it."

- Reggie Torbor

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Re: I love Coach Trooper Taylor
« Reply #25 on: October 03, 2009, 11:42:54 AM »
I just got my ass called out on bringing up the bear and just shit my pants.  I hope none of my other Auburn brothers read this thread and see the shit trap I successfully set and then sat my big fat ass firmly in.  Not sure what to do but try to take my ball and go home in the form of saying this thread is stupid and I want it to change from the ass drudging I'm getting in it.  I guess I'll start talking about the Mississippi State home schedule.  Alright, here it goes...

Good point
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« Reply #26 on: October 03, 2009, 12:43:47 PM »
Good point

At what point did I shit my pants exactly?  I'm looking back and all I see is Alabama's 12-16 record since the Bear and some lamo Bama fan on an Auburn site pining for one of the Tiger coaches.  Maybe if should interpret it like the Birmingham media, then maybe I'd see you pants-shitting you speak of.
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"To me Auburn is not in Auburn, Alabama. Auburn is the people who care about Auburn, the people who love Auburn. Wherever they are, that’s Auburn, Auburn is in your heart. You play for it."

- Reggie Torbor

Birmingham

Re: I love Coach Trooper Taylor
« Reply #27 on: October 03, 2009, 12:50:57 PM »
Hell it can't get any worse than I've already made it, why don't I keep making a dumbshit of myself?  I brought up the bear by making fun of people who bring up the bear.  I got called out on bringing up the bear while making fun of people who bring up the bear.  I denied everything.  I got made fun of some more.  I now decide to follow the manual and begin referring to Alabama's record against Auburn since the bear.  Let's see where this leads.

+1 Really well thought out post. 
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« Reply #28 on: October 03, 2009, 12:55:28 PM »
+1 Really well thought out post.  

Thanks, I thought it was pretty well done too.   And called out for mentioning Bear-loving Bama fans?  That's like getting "called out" for saying Obama is a socialist anti-American loser.  If you want to call that getting "called out", well, okay, you win.
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"To me Auburn is not in Auburn, Alabama. Auburn is the people who care about Auburn, the people who love Auburn. Wherever they are, that’s Auburn, Auburn is in your heart. You play for it."

- Reggie Torbor

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Re: I love Coach Trooper Taylor
« Reply #29 on: October 03, 2009, 12:56:44 PM »
I can't stop talking about the bear.  I think I caught the  :wartim:
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Re: I love Coach Trooper Taylor
« Reply #30 on: October 03, 2009, 12:59:50 PM »
Great first quarter.
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"To me Auburn is not in Auburn, Alabama. Auburn is the people who care about Auburn, the people who love Auburn. Wherever they are, that’s Auburn, Auburn is in your heart. You play for it."

- Reggie Torbor

Birmingham

Re: I love Coach Trooper Taylor
« Reply #31 on: October 03, 2009, 01:02:21 PM »
Great first quarter.

Are you talking about the cock in your ass?  I'm sure you'll like the other 3/4 also.
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« Reply #32 on: October 03, 2009, 01:06:30 PM »
Are you talking about the cock in your ass?  I'm sure you'll like the other 3/4 also.

Are you even watching the game?  Or are you THAT focused on this bullshit?
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Re: I love Coach Trooper Taylor
« Reply #33 on: October 03, 2009, 01:07:55 PM »
Are you even watching the game?  Or are you THAT focused on this bullpoop?

I'm watching it but I'm not sure how much I want to right now.
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