I purchased the Mario Speed Wagon and the Toomer's Lemonade + Vodka = TigersX.com shirts.....
How about...
TIFWIW, but you don't need an "Inside Source" when you've got the "Words From Da Skreets"....or something like that.
or
Philip....Lutzenkicken
Lutzinkurgien?
Philip Lutzenkirchen?
Yup, Lutzienkitchen...chalk it up, Championship!!