Lane Kiffin's Press Conference

AUChizad · « **on:** September 30, 2009, 09:01:29 AM »

I was watching ESPNU today and they showed the Lane Kiffin Press Conference.

For the king of shit-talking, he was very complimentary of Auburn.

http://www.rockytoptalk.com/2009/9/29/1061263/video-lane-kiffin-on-tennessee

Saniflush · « **Reply #1 on:** September 30, 2009, 09:53:27 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on September 30, 2009, 09:01:29 AM

I was watching ESPNU today and they showed they showed the Lane Kiffin Press Conference.

For the king of shit-talking, he was very complimentary of Auburn.

http://www.rockytoptalk.com/2009/9/29/1061263/video-lane-kiffin-on-tennessee

Very un Kiffin like.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #2 on:** September 30, 2009, 10:11:53 AM »

He did seem rather humble.

But wtf is up with them cancelling the Tiger Walk? Does that mean the Vol walk or whatever gayness they have over there is off too?

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #3 on:** September 30, 2009, 10:14:16 AM »

WOW! Huge compiment from Monte Kiffin on Malzahn's offense...it made it move a little...

Saniflush · « **Reply #4 on:** September 30, 2009, 10:15:48 AM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on September 30, 2009, 10:11:53 AM

But wtf is up with them cancelling the Tiger Walk? Does that mean the Vol walk or whatever gayness they have over there is off too?

Explain yourself young lady. We do not do this for them or anyone else.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #5 on:** September 30, 2009, 10:18:32 AM »

"For safety and security measures requested by the University of Tennessee, there will not be a Tiger Walk at Neyland Stadium."

That's all I know, chief.

AUChizad · « **Reply #6 on:** September 30, 2009, 10:18:41 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on September 30, 2009, 10:15:48 AM

Explain yourself young lady. We do not do this for them or anyone else.

Yeah, apparently Tennessee officials canceled Tiger Walk due to "Safety Concerns".

The knockoff "Vol Walk", however, violates no safety issues.

jadennis · « **Reply #7 on:** September 30, 2009, 10:19:44 AM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on September 30, 2009, 10:14:16 AM

WOW! Huge compiment from Monte Kiffin on Malzahn's offense...

He said watching film and trying to figure out his offense was like reading a book with someone waving their hand back and forth in front of your face.

I also like how he got in his little indirect slights to Florida again. He noted how much more developed and successful the Auburn passing game is than Florida's and how that will present an different challenge than what they faced with Florida. (to be fair, a reporter brought up Florida, but Kiffin sure didn't shy away from it).

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #8 on:** September 30, 2009, 10:21:34 AM »

He is all of 12 years old... damn he is young!!

Saniflush · « **Reply #9 on:** September 30, 2009, 10:32:05 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on September 30, 2009, 10:18:41 AM

Yeah, apparently Tennessee officials canceled Tiger Walk due to "Safety Concerns".

The knockoff "Vol Walk", however, violates no safety issues.

I'm calling bullshit.

Fuck them.

We don't cancel it when we are at USC and block traffic or anywhere else.

jadennis · « **Reply #10 on:** September 30, 2009, 10:37:19 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 30, 2009, 10:21:34 AM

He is all of 12 years old... damn he is young!!

I think that's part of why I hate him. He's a few months younger than me yet he makes $2 million a year and coaches an SEC football program (this is on the heels of already being an NFL coach too, a suck-ass NFL coach, but NFL nonetheless).

wesfau2 · « **Reply #11 on:** September 30, 2009, 10:38:10 AM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 30, 2009, 10:21:34 AM

~~He is all of 12 years old...~~ damn ~~he is young!!~~ his wife is smoking hot.

Fixt.

Saniflush · « **Reply #12 on:** September 30, 2009, 10:42:46 AM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on September 30, 2009, 10:38:10 AM

Fixt.

proof

jadennis · « **Reply #13 on:** September 30, 2009, 10:46:33 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on September 30, 2009, 10:42:46 AM

proof

That's 12 year old Lane in the cap staring at the "ladies".

Saniflush · « **Reply #14 on:** September 30, 2009, 10:49:24 AM »

Quote from: jadennis on September 30, 2009, 10:46:33 AM

That's 12 year old Lane in the cap staring at the "ladies".

I'm not sure about that but I think he wants back on the teat.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #15 on:** September 30, 2009, 10:56:43 AM »

Can you imagine game day at the Kiffin household.

"Honey, while you're doing that whole football thing and making us millions, do you mind if I hit a few tailgate areas?"

"Huh, oh yeah, sure baby. Whatever. Hey wait, I've got a great idea. Make sure you go by the Meyer's tailgate. Wear that low cut halter top, you know...the orange one that makes your nipples stand out. When word gets back to Urban how hot you are, man will he be jealous."

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #16 on:** September 30, 2009, 11:12:49 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on September 30, 2009, 10:42:46 AM

proof

Kind of a "butter" face if you ask me

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #17 on:** September 30, 2009, 11:15:06 AM »

Uh Lane may be a complete douchebag....clearly born on third base but believes he hit a triple....

But he's pretty fucking hot himself.

Ogre · « **Reply #18 on:** September 30, 2009, 11:30:35 AM »

Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on September 30, 2009, 11:12:49 AM

Kind of a "butter" face if you ask me

Verdict:

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #19 on:** September 30, 2009, 11:39:26 AM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on September 30, 2009, 11:15:06 AM

Uh Lane may be a complete douchebag....clearly born on third base but believes he hit a triple....

But he's pretty fucking hot himself.

I wasn't gonna go there because I hate to drool over the opposition. But I gotta admit that he did not outkick his coverage when it comes to having a hot wife - she did pretty damn well for herself too.

I think Urban is just pissed that he is no longer the hottest SEC coach, and his wife is not the hottest SEC coach's wife anymore.

Speaking of NOT HOT SEC coach's wives...