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Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
« Reply #40 on: September 30, 2009, 03:34:59 PM »
Quote from: AuburnChopper2.0 on September 30, 2009, 03:33:51 PM
I no need no meds. 

See now that gets sticky cause I have to define need.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
« Reply #41 on: September 30, 2009, 04:08:20 PM »
Quote from: jadennis on September 30, 2009, 12:06:14 PM
It should be pointed out that Lane was born in Minnesota and spent most of his childhood there, and in Wisconsin and New York.

He must have seen the light in California, but his roots are definitely Yankee.
I didn't know he was born in MN. Monte was coaching at Nebraska when he was born. He was a wee lad when they lived in Arkansas.
His wife is from Florida. Ex Gator QB John Reaves daughter.
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Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
« Reply #42 on: September 30, 2009, 04:19:14 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 30, 2009, 03:34:59 PM
See now that gets sticky cause I have to define need.

recreation is a word that comes to mind.   :bc:
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Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
« Reply #43 on: September 30, 2009, 04:40:00 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 30, 2009, 03:34:59 PM
See now that gets sticky cause I have to define need.
My urologist wrote me a prescription for Viagra yesterday, how many you want?
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Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
« Reply #44 on: September 30, 2009, 04:43:07 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on September 30, 2009, 04:40:00 PM
My urologist wrote me a prescription for Viagra yesterday, how many you want?

Viagra? What's wrong witcho dick, boy?
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Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
« Reply #45 on: September 30, 2009, 04:46:55 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 30, 2009, 04:43:07 PM
Viagra? What's wrong witcho dick, boy?

You'd wanna know.   :fag:
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Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
« Reply #46 on: September 30, 2009, 05:12:07 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 30, 2009, 04:43:07 PM
Viagra? What's wrong witcho dick, boy?
Nothin, I went to see him for a checkup (9 months since the kidney stones) he asked me if I wanted some for rec use.  I said why the fuck not.  He's a cool doc and a bulldog...just keepin it in the SEC bitches.
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Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
« Reply #47 on: September 30, 2009, 05:20:19 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on September 30, 2009, 05:12:07 PM
Nothin, I went to see him for a checkup (9 months since the kidney stones) he asked me if I wanted some for rec use.  I said why the fuck not.  He's a cool doc and a bulldog...just keepin it in the SEC bitches.

Whatever.  Broke dick.


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Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
« Reply #48 on: September 30, 2009, 05:23:23 PM »
Quote from: ssgaufan on September 30, 2009, 05:20:19 PM
Whatever.  Broke dick.


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I have no use of your jealousy.
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Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
« Reply #49 on: September 30, 2009, 05:41:43 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 30, 2009, 03:34:59 PM
See now that gets sticky cause I have to define need.
If it gets sticky, just use Clorox wipes.  They'll clean up anything.
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Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
« Reply #50 on: September 30, 2009, 06:28:31 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on September 30, 2009, 05:12:07 PM
Nothin, I went to see him for a checkup (9 months since the kidney stones) he asked me if I wanted some for rec use.  I said why the fuck not.  He's a cool doc and a bulldog...just keepin it in the SEC bitches.

a passing kidney stone make grown men cry.  okay...well not me.  
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Re: Lane Kiffin's Press Conference
« Reply #51 on: September 30, 2009, 06:39:34 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 30, 2009, 02:45:58 PM
I will be there. 

phuc dem in da mouf.

Three times.
What can we piss on up there?
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