Trucker loses two loads in one accident

[dallaswareagle]

 
http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/weird/Masturbating-Trucker-Flips-Rig-Loses-Load-62342087.html 


Self-Loving Trucker Flips Rig, Loses Load

 A German trucker flipped his rig in western Sweden last week and admitted to police to pleasuring himself at the time of the accident, a Swedish newspaper reports.

The unbelievably unsatisfied trucker proceeded to continue to masturbate while discussing the accident with police, the paper reported.

"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper. "He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road."

The crash closed lanes of the highway in both directions as the debris was cleared from the roadway.

According to the paper, "The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs."

The trucker admitted to all charges levied against him, including sexual molestation, the paper reported.  It is not clear what penalty the man may face, but a stiff fine is possible.

[Snaggletiger]

I don't understand what the problem is here...

[dallaswareagle]

I don't understand what the problem is here...

The trucker admitted to all charges levied against him, including sexual molestation

They gonna charge him with doing that to himself?

[Saniflush]

The trucker admitted to all charges levied against him, including sexual molestation

Holy shit.  Thank God they haven't caught me yet.

[Buzz Killington]

The trucker admitted to all charges levied against him, including sexual molestation

They gonna charge him with doing that to himself?

I gotta admit...I read that and immediately thought "what kind of animal did this guy have in his truck?"

[Thrilla]

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/weird/Masturbating-Trucker-Flips-Rig-Loses-Load-62342087.html 


Self-Loving Trucker Flips Rig, Loses Load

 A German trucker flipped his rig in western Sweden last week and admitted to police to pleasuring himself at the time of the accident, a Swedish newspaper reports.

The unbelievably unsatisfied trucker proceeded to continue to masturbate while discussing the accident with police, the paper reported.

"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper. "He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road."

The crash closed lanes of the highway in both directions as the debris was cleared from the roadway.

According to the paper, "The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs."

The trucker admitted to all charges levied against him, including sexual molestation, the paper reported.  It is not clear what penalty the man may face, but a stiff fine is possible.

Kudos to this journalist for masterful usage of the double entendre.