If only some of you douches were willing to admit the obvious

[Birmingham]

Bama kicks ass! 

http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/messagetopic.asp?p=15417985

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Bama kicks ass! 

http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/messagetopic.asp?p=15417985

Nobody here says they suck.  However, I'd find it a stretch to find anybody being a douchecanoe like you going and posting another board's knob slobbings to make themselves feel better.

There's a long way to go this season.

[Birmingham]

Nobody here says they suck.  However, I'd find it a stretch to find anybody being a douchecanoe like you going and posting another board's knob slobbings to make themselves feel better.

There's a long way to go this season.

It did make me feel better.

[jadennis]

If you admit you'd lick Saban's ass I'll admit your team kicks ass.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

If you admit yould lick Saban's ass I'll admit your team kicks ass.

Birmingham could walk around with Saban flavored lollipops stuck up his ass and I'd never admit that Bama kicks ass.  Especially right now.

[Birmingham]

Birmingham could walk around with Saban flavored lollipops stuck up his ass and I'd never admit that Bama kicks ass.  Especially right now.

The fact that you say you'll never admit it implies that you indeed know it.  Roll Tide, Chopper.  Come on say it.  I'll start it out for you, Roll....

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

The fact that you say you'll never admit it implies that you indeed know it.  Roll Tide, Chopper.  Come on say it.  I'll start it out for you, Roll....

 











 :eyeroll:

[RWS]

If you admit yould lick Saban's ass I'll admit your team kicks ass.

I lick Saban's ass.


Ok, now your turn.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

I lick Saban's ass.

This is destined for someone's signature line. 

Also, who here doesn't already KNOW that you lick Saban's ass?  In fact, I see a royal rumble occuring if B'ham tries to crawl in between the bedsheets and then sends you packing back to Julio's shantee looking for a salad tossing.

[jadennis]

The fact that you say you'll never admit it implies that you indeed know it.  Roll Tide, Chopper.  Come on say it.  I'll start it out for you, Roll....

He didn't say he WILL never admit it, he said he WOULD never admit it, big difference.  

"Will never" means it IS true but he won't admit it.  "Would never" means that IF it were true, he wouldn't admit it.

You having trouble translating from regular standard English into Bama-babble?

[jadennis]

I lick Saban's ass.


Ok, now your turn.

I lied, now we just have confirmation that you like Saban's ass.  What does it taste like?  James Willis?

[BZ770]

Birmingham: Hey, I'll tell you what. You can take a good look at Saban's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?

BZ770: [confused] What? I'm failing to make the connection here son.

Birmingham : No, I mean, you can get a good look at a T-bone by Licking Saban's  ass, but then..no. It's gotta be your lick. .

[jadennis]

Birmingham: Hey, I'll tell you what. You can take a good look at Saban's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?

BZ770: [confused] What? I'm failing to make the connection here son.

Birmingham : No, I mean, you can get a good look at a T-bone by Licking Saban's  ass, but then..no. It's gotta be your lick. .

Made my night....one of my all time favorite lines.  Me and one of my roommates at Auburn used to say that all the time.  Haven't heard that in years. 

[themilkmandidit]

I lied, now we just have confirmation that you like Saban's ass.  What does it taste like?  James Willis?

 

Beware of the Holy Ass-ass-ins. 

[AUChizad]

This is destined for someone's signature line. 

Also, who here doesn't already KNOW that you lick Saban's ass?  In fact, I see a royal rumble occuring if B'ham tries to crawl in between the bedsheets and then sends you packing back to Julio's shantee looking for a salad tossing.

Done and done.

[DnATL]

I lick Saban's ass.


Ok, now your turn.

You're not connected enough to get within even a fart's whiff of it - you don't even run a drill press