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I am a winner and a fighter!!!

Tiger Six

I am a winner and a fighter!!!
« on: January 16, 2008, 10:26:26 AM »
I just found out that a contest I entered 17 years ago has finally paid off!

I won an all expense paid trip overseas!

They pay for everything, food, airfare, lodging.

For an entire year!

And the best part? I get paid for the entire year!

See ya, frickers!
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Saniflush

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Re: I am a winner and a fighter!!!
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2008, 10:33:52 AM »

Bout time you started earning your freaking keep!  You have been suckling at the government tit too long.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: I am a winner and a fighter!!!
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2008, 10:44:30 AM »
I just found out that a contest I entered 17 years ago has finally paid off!

I won an all expense paid trip overseas!

They pay for everything, food, airfare, lodging.

For an entire year!

And the best part? I get paid for the entire year!

See ya, frickers!

That timeshare finally paid off! 

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Re: I am a winner and a fighter!!!
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2008, 10:51:29 AM »
You were very vague about all of that.  Odd references to vacations and fighting and such.  Are you trying to out an inside source?
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« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2008, 10:53:54 AM »
You were very vague about all of that.  Odd references to vacations and fighting and such.  Are you trying to out an inside source?

He's just really excited about getting over there.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

Tiger Six

Re: I am a winner and a fighter!!!
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2008, 11:02:07 AM »
You were very vague about all of that.  Odd references to vacations and fighting and such.  Are you trying to out an inside source?

I am trying to flush out the mole. 

You'll find that you account will be deleted as soon as the Grand Poobah gets here. 

On the vagueness: I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you.

Actually, the truth is that I don't know specifics yet.  You can just all wave goodbye sometime between 15 March and 15 April.   
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Re: I am a winner and a fighter!!!
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2008, 11:05:30 AM »
You're leaving on my birthday, guess I won't need present this year guys.   :rimshot:
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Re: I am a winner and a fighter!!!
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2008, 10:49:38 AM »
I am trying to flush out the mole. 

You'll find that you account will be deleted as soon as the Grand Poobah gets here. 

On the vagueness: I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you.

Actually, the truth is that I don't know specifics yet.  You can just all wave goodbye sometime between 15 March and 15 April.   
That's about the same time the 101st head to Affblankestan.
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1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

Tiger Six

Re: I am a winner and a fighter!!!
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2008, 11:15:36 AM »
That's about the same time the 101st head to Affblankestan.
I will not be joining them. 

We are getting confirmation that it will not be there. 

The places that are being bandied about are ....

Let's just say that if Baghdad is Atlanta, I might be in Savannah or Chattanooga.   
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Re: I am a winner and a fighter!!!
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2008, 11:40:11 AM »
First guess:  Kuwait.   
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Tiger Six

Re: I am a winner and a fighter!!!
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2008, 11:59:32 AM »
First guess:  Kuwait.   

Not quite that safe.
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Re: I am a winner and a fighter!!!
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2008, 12:58:20 PM »
Not quite that safe.

Second Guess: Al Basrah

Third Guess: Kirkuk
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Re: I am a winner and a fighter!!!
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2008, 01:32:52 PM »
4th guess:  Syria.
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Re: I am a winner and a fighter!!!
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2008, 02:09:52 PM »
4th guess:  Syria.
5th guess: Adamsville?
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Re: I am a winner and a fighter!!!
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2008, 02:17:30 PM »
4th guess:  Syria.

You need to re-take World Geography. 
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Re: I am a winner and a fighter!!!
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2008, 02:22:18 PM »
You need to re-take World Geography. 

Chattanooga:Atlanta :: Syria:Baghdad.

No?   :silence:
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Re: I am a winner and a fighter!!!
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2008, 03:03:53 PM »
You need to re-take World Geography. 
I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children.
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Re: I am a winner and a fighter!!!
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2008, 03:08:28 PM »
I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some, people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children.

Exactly.  Wear your tiara with pride.
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Re: I am a winner and a fighter!!!
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2008, 02:58:53 PM »
You need to re-take World Geography. 

Test your skillz versus mine:

http://www.minijuegosgratis.com/juegos/hwdykyworld/hwdykyworld.html?2fb8=f4fb


I got 8 of 12 levels complete, total score: 235,872.

This is also good to do if you need to kill some time, or have an upcoming world geography exam.

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Tiger Six

Re: I am a winner and a fighter!!!
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2008, 03:45:02 PM »
Chattanooga:Atlanta :: Syria:Baghdad.

No?   :silence:

Mosul is to Baghdad as Chattanooga is to Atlanta.

Also:

Talil is to Baghdad as Savannah is to Atlanta. 

You were thinking countries, while I was thinking cities.
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