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« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2009, 03:23:54 PM »
Whatever, I Yoxercise with my pants on. 

Some girl, some where, will say yes some time, darlin. Don't give up hope.

If not, I say we start a collection plate at the Red Stick Tailgate, and we'll get you some Yoxercise with your pants off.....those corndogs always need extra bail money.
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« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2009, 03:24:26 PM »
I heard that Pediatricians in Texas give steroids to little children and call them "booster" shots. Is this true?
Here we just feed our kids cheese, milk and corn meal. Now that the government has made it permissible to keep the cow steroids in the milk, we will soon catch up with Texas in size of our HS athletes.

They don't do the shots that way, but mothers use "the Clear" that Barry Bonds made famous, as diaper cream.
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« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2009, 03:42:08 PM »
Some girl, some where, will say yes some time, darlin. Don't give up hope.

If not, I say we start a collection plate at the Red Stick Tailgate, and we'll get you some Yoxercise with your pants off.....those corndogs always need extra bail money.

Corndogs, Yoxercising, and AWK with no pants....pretty sure you just canceled my trip to Red Stick.
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« Reply #23 on: September 22, 2009, 03:59:14 PM »
Corndogs, Yoxercising, and AWK with no pants....pretty sure you just canceled my trip to Red Stick.
Pussy.

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« Reply #24 on: September 22, 2009, 04:18:59 PM »
Pussy.



Now we're talkin.  Trip back on.

Okay, I'm married, so that was a joke.

However, I would think that having no interest in watching you Yoxercising with corndogs and no pants would simply mean I'm heterosexual. 

It's not personal....it could have read "Corndogs, Yoxercising, and ANY GUY with no pants....pretty sure you just canceled my trip to Red Stick".
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« Reply #25 on: September 22, 2009, 04:28:58 PM »
Now we're talkin.  Trip back on.

Okay, I'm married, so that was a joke.

However, I would think that having no interest in watching you Yoxercising with corndogs and no pants would simply mean I'm heterosexual. 

It's not personal....it could have read "Corndogs, Yoxercising, and ANY GUY with no pants....pretty sure you just canceled my trip to Red Stick".


Why do hate Coach Yoxall?
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« Reply #26 on: September 22, 2009, 04:35:29 PM »
Now we're talkin.  Trip back on.

Okay, I'm married, so that was a joke.

However, I would think that having no interest in watching you Yoxercising with corndogs and no pants would simply mean I'm heterosexual. 

It's not personal....it could have read "Corndogs, Yoxercising, and ANY GUY with no pants....pretty sure you just canceled my trip to Red Stick".
Pants parties are always fun.
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« Reply #27 on: September 22, 2009, 04:38:38 PM »
Pants parties are always fun.

Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
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« Reply #28 on: September 22, 2009, 04:50:11 PM »

Why do hate Coach Yoxall?
Yeah jadennis, why would yoxercise keep you away?
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« Reply #29 on: September 22, 2009, 04:54:25 PM »
Yeah jadennis, why would yoxercise keep you away?

He's just not a fan of red sticks
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« Reply #30 on: September 22, 2009, 04:59:51 PM »
He's just not a fan of red sticks

I did mention being heterosexual right?

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« Reply #31 on: September 22, 2009, 05:05:34 PM »
I did mention being heterosexual right?




I think I read that somewhere.  Taylor begs to differ.  He's very persistent
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« Reply #32 on: September 22, 2009, 05:06:58 PM »

I think I read that somewhere.  Taylor begs to differ.  He's very persistent

He does beg, but it gets him nowhere.
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« Reply #33 on: September 22, 2009, 05:14:33 PM »
He does beg, but it gets him nowhere.



What about beer?  That's usually his next move.  It got me that one time...wait.

I mean, Taylor will offer you beer.
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« Reply #34 on: September 22, 2009, 05:18:14 PM »
What about beer?  That's usually his next move.  It got me that one time...wait.

I mean, Taylor will offer you beer.
I always thought there was a double meaning behind your love of Knob Creek...
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« Reply #35 on: September 22, 2009, 05:45:43 PM »
I always thought there was a double meaning behind your love of Knob Creek...
That's what led to that Maker's Mark.
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Re: Texas Quarterbacks
« Reply #36 on: September 22, 2009, 06:01:18 PM »
Monty: "There are few things in this world more unsettling than going in the back to grab some condiments and end up staring at a huge, steaming pile of cock."
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« Reply #37 on: September 22, 2009, 06:02:18 PM »
Monty: "There are few things in this world more unsettling than going in the back to grab some condiments and end up staring at a huge, steaming pile of cock."
Is that how Monty got full?
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« Reply #38 on: September 22, 2009, 06:08:00 PM »
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Re: Texas Quarterbacks
« Reply #39 on: September 22, 2009, 10:42:51 PM »
He's just not a fan of red sticks
red stick happens when you do too much of the dry yoxercising while wearing boxers
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