Adam "Pac Man" Jones

wesfau · « **on:** January 15, 2008, 04:24:29 PM »

Needs to stay the fuck out of strip clubs. Jim Rome reported today that a female attorney has requested that an ATL magistrate issue a warrant for Jones's arrest for allegedly sucker punching her in a titty bar on January 3, 2008.

Saniflush · « **Reply #1 on:** January 15, 2008, 04:31:24 PM »

What does the female attorney who likes titty flops look like?

ssgaufan · « **Reply #2 on:** January 15, 2008, 04:38:01 PM »

No shit, and no shit. (My response to the previous two posts)

wesfau · « **Reply #3 on:** January 15, 2008, 04:41:51 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on January 15, 2008, 04:31:24 PM

What does the female attorney who likes titty flops look like?

I haven't seen a picture, but her story is that she was in the "office-area" of the club when Mr. Jones and his posse went berserk. So, she seems to be saying that she was there on professional business and not leisure.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #4 on:** January 15, 2008, 04:44:47 PM »

Hookers are "Professionals".

Just sayin'

DnATL · « **Reply #5 on:** January 15, 2008, 04:45:59 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on January 15, 2008, 04:31:24 PM

What does the female attorney who likes titty flops look like?

Like this?

ssgaufan · « **Reply #6 on:** January 15, 2008, 05:27:21 PM »

Quote from: DnATL on January 15, 2008, 04:45:59 PM

Like this?

You BASTARD!

This will be my last post, so that my post number can stay 69!

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #7 on:** January 15, 2008, 05:28:46 PM »

Holy crap - I thought you were about to say he was our new DC...

Jumbo · « **Reply #8 on:** January 15, 2008, 05:45:50 PM »

Quote from: DnATL on January 15, 2008, 04:45:59 PM

Like this?

comedy gold!

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 15, 2008, 06:59:59 PM »

Quote from: DnATL on January 15, 2008, 04:45:59 PM

Like this?

F U C K I N G G R O S S ! ! ! ! ! !

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #10 on:** January 15, 2008, 10:58:06 PM »

She's so ugly, the dog closes his eyes when he humps her leg.

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #11 on:** January 16, 2008, 03:18:33 AM »

Titties will drive a man crazy. Toss in some nekid squirrel, add liberal amounts of liquor, and you have all the ingredients to click the evil up a notch.

Saniflush · « **Reply #12 on:** January 16, 2008, 06:51:07 AM »

Quote from: wesfau on January 15, 2008, 04:41:51 PM

I haven't seen a picture, but her story is that she was in the "office-area" of the club when Mr. Jones and his posse went berserk. So, she seems to be saying that she was there on professional business and not leisure.

Seems to me the "office" is where applications are first screened.

Just sayin'.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #13 on:** January 16, 2008, 08:25:57 AM »

C'mon guys...she is just trying to pay her way through Law School.

Saniflush · « **Reply #14 on:** January 16, 2008, 08:42:56 AM »

Quote from: Hugh Jass on January 16, 2008, 08:25:57 AM

C'mon guys...she is just trying to pay her way through Law School.

I figured it was more of a loan "re-payment".

Godfather · « **Reply #15 on:** January 16, 2008, 01:18:44 PM »

She's actually a lieyer, perhaps you know her Wes. She was at the club talking with her client a manager at the club.

wesfau · « **Reply #16 on:** January 16, 2008, 01:27:59 PM »

Quote from: BK AU on January 16, 2008, 01:18:44 PM

She's actually a lieyer

Yeah, I said that in my original post. Way to keep up, turbo.

Saniflush · « **Reply #17 on:** January 16, 2008, 01:34:17 PM »

Quote from: wesfau on January 16, 2008, 01:27:59 PM

Yeah, I said that in my original post. Way to keep up, turbo.

He was trying to be subtile while posting with his phone.

Godfather · « **Reply #18 on:** January 17, 2008, 10:45:25 AM »

I don't read your posts

Thrilla · « **Reply #19 on:** January 17, 2008, 10:57:35 AM »

And now the lieyer has dropped the charges. Payoff, anyone?