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AUsweetheart · « **Reply #40 on:** September 17, 2009, 12:12:02 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on September 17, 2009, 12:03:28 PM

I was going to let this slide, but I have "bagged" no less than three bammers.

One, I made say "War Eagle" in the midst of coitus, and another, the infamous BamaGrad made a spaghetti dinner for earlier that night.

True stories.

I have never engaged in coitus with a bammer. Nor will I. It goes against my principles to make a bammer happy in any way.

Kaos · « **Reply #41 on:** September 17, 2009, 12:19:31 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on September 17, 2009, 12:03:28 PM

another, the infamous BamaGrad made a spaghetti dinner for earlier that night.

BG and I are good friends. In fact, I'm actually talking to him right at this moment. He's explaining to me that Bama fans think the Malzahn article is a ripoff of their Saban article from two years ago -- which was a ripoff of Chuck Norris jokes so who cares -- and I'm explaining to him that EVERYTHING does not revolve around Bama...but I digress.

He is a good friend of mine and I wish him zero ill will.

But.. But... But... BWAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sorry.

AUChizad · « **Reply #42 on:** September 17, 2009, 12:19:34 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on September 17, 2009, 12:12:02 PM

I have never engaged in coitus with a bammer. Nor will I. It goes against my principles to make a bammer happy in any way.

I guess it's different for the chick.

I see it as establishing dominance.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #43 on:** September 17, 2009, 12:25:21 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on September 17, 2009, 12:12:02 PM

It goes against my principles to make a bammer happy in any way.

Chad is an angry lover. The woman is rarely happy afterwards.

Donkey punches will do that to a girl.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #44 on:** September 17, 2009, 12:26:20 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on September 17, 2009, 12:19:34 PM

I guess it's different for the chick.

I see it as establishing dominance.

Agreed on both points.

I love to tell them no.

Saniflush · « **Reply #45 on:** September 17, 2009, 12:27:43 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on September 17, 2009, 12:25:21 PM

Chad is an angry lover. The woman is rarely happy afterwards.

Donkey punches will do that to a girl.

He likes to stir the collards.

AWK · « **Reply #46 on:** September 17, 2009, 01:55:10 PM »

I didn't know that internet message board guru's were such playa's ...

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #47 on:** September 17, 2009, 02:07:01 PM »

Quote from: AWK on September 17, 2009, 01:55:10 PM

I didn't know that internet message board guru's were such playa's ...

I don't know about you guys, but I'm a pretty big deal.

Saniflush · « **Reply #48 on:** September 17, 2009, 02:08:21 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 17, 2009, 02:07:01 PM

I don't know about you guys, but I'm a pretty big deal.

I have many leather bound books.

themilkmandidit · « **Reply #49 on:** September 17, 2009, 02:16:07 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on September 17, 2009, 02:08:21 PM

I have many leather bound books.

My apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Saniflush · « **Reply #50 on:** September 17, 2009, 02:19:19 PM »

Quote from: Keller on September 17, 2009, 02:16:07 PM

My apartment smells of rich mahogany.

It's made with bits of real panther.

themilkmandidit · « **Reply #51 on:** September 17, 2009, 02:22:58 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on September 17, 2009, 02:19:19 PM

It's made with bits of real panther.

73% of the time it works every time.

djsimp · « **Reply #52 on:** September 17, 2009, 02:40:02 PM »

Why all the money spending. If your trying to pimp and get real women, borrow someones child. Adam Sandler is a great teacher, it works every single time.

AuburnChopper 3.0 · « **Reply #53 on:** September 17, 2009, 03:00:48 PM »

My womenz enjoys the fine french "champania". (+1 to The Continental)

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #54 on:** September 17, 2009, 03:19:13 PM »

I party with the finest of champagnes and ripple. I call it Champipple.(+1 to Fred G. Sanford)

GH2001 · « **Reply #55 on:** September 17, 2009, 05:01:50 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 17, 2009, 03:19:13 PM

I party with the finest of champagnes and ripple. I call it Champipple.(+1 to Fred G. Sanford)

Damn....beat me to the Fred G. shameless plug. Ive heard that strawberry ripple from the 70's was some serious barf tonic....

and welcome Keller. Have you submitted your dog yet?

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #56 on:** September 17, 2009, 05:02:45 PM »

Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 17, 2009, 03:19:13 PM

I party with the finest of champagnes and ripple. I call it Champipple.(+1 to Fred G. Sanford)

I want my daddy's records!

themilkmandidit · « **Reply #57 on:** September 17, 2009, 05:04:30 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on September 17, 2009, 05:01:50 PM

Damn....beat me to the Fred G. shameless plug. Ive heard that strawberry ripple from the 70's was some serious barf tonic....

and welcome Keller. Have you submitted your dog yet?

Thank you! No, not yet.... Maybe it will be forgotten.

boartitz · « **Reply #58 on:** September 17, 2009, 05:29:46 PM »

Quote from: GH2001 on September 17, 2009, 05:01:50 PM

Damn....beat me to the Fred G. shameless plug. Ive heard that strawberry ripple from the 70's was some serious barf tonic....

and welcome Keller. Have you submitted your dog yet?

Whoever you heard from is wrong. They were thinking Boone's Farm. Ripple was Red, Pear and my favorite, Pagan Pink.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #59 on:** September 17, 2009, 05:40:31 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on September 17, 2009, 05:29:46 PM

Ripple was Red, Pear and my favorite, Pagan Pink.

I love the sound of that....Pagan Pink.