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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #60 on: September 17, 2009, 05:24:17 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on September 17, 2009, 05:10:08 PM
Just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal.....

I could see those very words coming Ronald Reagan.
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #61 on: September 17, 2009, 05:44:35 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on September 17, 2009, 05:10:08 PM
Just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal.....

Tis true,and I've put men on the road for less.....
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #62 on: September 17, 2009, 05:46:48 PM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on September 17, 2009, 05:44:35 PM
Tis true,and I've put men on the road for less.....


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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #63 on: September 18, 2009, 12:06:33 AM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on September 17, 2009, 05:44:35 PM
Tis true,and I've put men on the road for less.....
Put 'em back where you found 'em?
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #64 on: September 18, 2009, 01:35:44 AM »
Quote from: AWK on September 18, 2009, 12:06:33 AM
Put 'em back where you found 'em?
You don't count. I block out anything under 90 seconds. Like it never happened.
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #65 on: September 18, 2009, 02:15:53 AM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on September 18, 2009, 01:35:44 AM
You don't count. I block out anything under 90 seconds. Like it never happened.

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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #66 on: September 18, 2009, 02:34:52 AM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on September 17, 2009, 05:44:35 PM
Tis true,and I've put men on the road for less.....
Oh Here She Comes...
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #67 on: September 18, 2009, 02:41:49 AM »
That's not a shovel I'm leaning on.
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #68 on: September 18, 2009, 07:37:54 AM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on September 17, 2009, 05:44:35 PM
Tis true,and I've put men on the road for less.....

If one has a tongue there is no excuse.
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #69 on: September 18, 2009, 08:43:54 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 18, 2009, 07:37:54 AM
If one has a tongue there is no excuse.

a.k.a the primer button. I knew you had a little bit of sense about you Sani. This is a very solid tool of prosperity and happiness for both parties. A tool that only the imagination can limit.
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #70 on: September 18, 2009, 09:19:56 AM »
I can think of at least one othwer thing other than just the imagination that would limit me sticking my head down there...
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #71 on: September 18, 2009, 09:46:52 AM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on September 18, 2009, 01:35:44 AM
You don't count. I block out anything under 90 seconds. Like it never happened.
Shit, 90 seconds.  Thanks honey, but we both know it was around 30... and you fell in love.
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #72 on: September 18, 2009, 09:48:59 AM »
Quote from: djsimp41 on September 18, 2009, 08:43:54 AM
a.k.a the primer button. I knew you had a little bit of sense about you Sani. This is a very solid tool of prosperity and happiness for both parties. A tool that only the imagination can limit.

I don't like to show my hold cards until it's time.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #73 on: September 18, 2009, 10:03:44 AM »
Quote from: AWK on September 18, 2009, 09:46:52 AM
poop, 90 seconds.  Thanks honey, but we both know it was around 30... and you fell in love.

Of course I did. :)
What was your name again sugar?
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #74 on: September 18, 2009, 10:07:51 AM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on September 18, 2009, 10:03:44 AM
Of course I did. :)
What was your name again sugar?
You called me daddy.
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #75 on: September 18, 2009, 10:13:03 AM »
Quote from: AWK on September 18, 2009, 10:07:51 AM
You called me daddy.

dammit. Walked right into that one.
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #76 on: September 18, 2009, 10:14:20 AM »
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #77 on: September 18, 2009, 11:51:16 AM »
Damn.

I just opened a Malzahn thread expecting to see 6 pages of back and forth, only to find out that size DOES matter and that my wife has been lying to me for 9 years. 

Assholes.  The whole lot of you. 
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #78 on: September 18, 2009, 01:19:50 PM »
Quote from: Argo on September 18, 2009, 11:51:16 AM
Damn.

I just opened a Malzahn thread expecting to see 6 pages of back and forth, only to find out that size DOES matter and that my wife has been lying to me for 9 years. 

Assholes.  The whole lot of you. 

You underestimate our propensity for diverse conversation.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #79 on: September 18, 2009, 01:27:30 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 18, 2009, 01:19:50 PM
You underestimate our propensity for diverse conversation.

Just some good wholesome entertainment......it is entertainment right? RIGHT? No?
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