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Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week

Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #40 on: September 17, 2009, 12:22:21 PM »
Are we talking rounds? or fights?

Rounds of course... I have some self-respect.
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #41 on: September 17, 2009, 12:25:31 PM »
Must.Not.Reply.

You disappoint.  I set it up and nothing.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #42 on: September 17, 2009, 12:26:28 PM »
Rounds of course... I have some self-respect.

I have none.  

Ladies, the line forms to the left.  Big, small, whatever.  I'd run through 300 a day if I could get the lines formed quick enough.
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #43 on: September 17, 2009, 12:28:08 PM »
I have none.  

Ladies, the line forms to the left.  Big, small, whatever.  I'd run through 300 a day if I could get the lines formed quick enough.

Changing your tune?

You have expressed feelings ranging from disinterest to outright disgust at the mention of some women.
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #44 on: September 17, 2009, 12:28:44 PM »
I have none.  

Ladies, the line forms to the left.  Big, small, whatever.  I'd run through 300 a day if I could get the lines formed quick enough.

Afterward, you'd favor Yoda..  But I am sure some women, somewhere think that is hot.
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #45 on: September 17, 2009, 12:29:51 PM »
I have none.  

Ladies, the line forms to the left.  Big, small, whatever.  I'd run through 300 a day if I could get the lines formed quick enough.

First one is Kirston Dunst.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #46 on: September 17, 2009, 12:30:28 PM »
You disappoint.  I set it up and nothing.

But Sani, I thought you made me promise never to talk about that night? I told you, it happens to a lot of guys...
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #47 on: September 17, 2009, 12:31:07 PM »
I have none.  

Ladies, the line forms to the left.  Big, small, whatever.  I'd run through 300 a day if I could get the lines formed quick enough.

Smiling Bob can.
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #48 on: September 17, 2009, 12:32:38 PM »
But Sani, I thought you made me promise never to talk about that night? I told you, it happens to a lot of guys...

Trust me darlin', I have no shame or embarassment.  I am ALWAYS prepared for any situation. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #49 on: September 17, 2009, 12:35:25 PM »
First one is Kirston Dunst.

Good.  That will make the rest look even better.  Will take a little longer and I might need a burlap bag, some airplane glue, a magic marker and a tube of axle grease, but I can make it work. 
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #50 on: September 17, 2009, 12:37:28 PM »
Changing your tune?

You have expressed feelings ranging from disinterest to outright disgust at the mention of some women.

I'd fuck a tsetse fly if it would hold still long enough. 

Some women aren't attractive.  But they are still servicable. 

As Paul Stanley once famously said when KISS kicked off an advertising campaign for Lane Bryant -- Big girls need love too. 

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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #51 on: September 17, 2009, 12:41:10 PM »
I'd phuk a tsetse fly if it would hold still long enough. 

Some women aren't attractive.  But they are still servicable.  


You are all heart, K.
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #52 on: September 17, 2009, 12:41:43 PM »
I'd phuk a tsetse fly if it would hold still long enough. 

Some women aren't attractive.  But they are still servicable. 

As Paul Stanley once famously said when KISS kicked off an advertising campaign for Lane Bryant -- Big girls need love too. 



And you better believe that they are starvin' for that lovin'.
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #53 on: September 17, 2009, 12:45:24 PM »
And you better believe that they are starvin' for that lovin'.

......and they all taste like chicken. Im sorry, I just cant leave that alone.
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #54 on: September 17, 2009, 01:05:16 PM »
You are all heart, K.

Just a big teddy bear. 

I used to think every woman was beautiful in some way.  I have seen some shaved cat ass ugly women since I formulated that opinion, however.  I can no longer state that with certainty. 
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #55 on: September 17, 2009, 01:42:13 PM »
I have seen some shaved cat ass ugly women since I formulated that opinion, however.
So you're a bush guy, eh?
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #56 on: September 17, 2009, 01:46:36 PM »
Wait...we are talking about butt sex, right?
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #57 on: September 17, 2009, 02:43:01 PM »
Wait...we are talking about butt sex, right?

Different thread. Much more low key here.
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #58 on: September 17, 2009, 02:57:16 PM »
Different thread. Much more low key here.
Why do I always miss the party?
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #59 on: September 17, 2009, 05:10:08 PM »
But Sani, I thought you made me promise never to talk about that night? I told you, it happens to a lot of guys...

Just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal.....
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