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Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week

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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2009, 08:39:57 PM »
He already learned that move from the best in the business.
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2009, 12:12:43 AM »
Holly Rowe is the solution to the Namath problem
Slightly off topic - did any of you see Namath up in the suite at the Jets game?  Great balls o' fire, he looked HORRIBLE - for a minute there, I thought he was the reincarnation of Howard Cosell and Yogi Berra's love child - big ears, transition lenses, bowl hair cut, honker nose... It was disgusting.


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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2009, 08:06:38 AM »
Slightly off topic - did any of you see Namath up in the suite at the Jets game?  Great balls o' fire, he looked HORRIBLE - for a minute there, I thought he was the reincarnation of Howard Cosell and Yogi Berra's love child - big ears, transition lenses, bowl hair cut, honker nose... It was disgusting.




Wll let's examine this.......

Yankee who went to Alabama.

nuff said?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2009, 11:13:03 AM »
Slightly off topic - did any of you see Namath up in the suite at the Jets game?  Great balls o' fire, he looked HORRIBLE - for a minute there, I thought he was the reincarnation of Howard Cosell and Yogi Berra's love child - big ears, transition lenses, bowl hair cut, honker nose... It was disgusting.




I did see that.  He looked like he had been deflated by about 20%...extra wrinkly, kind of wobbly, and seemed like a old-timer with a touch of dementia celebrating their 98th birthday...he knew he was happy about something, I'm not so sure he know's what it was though.
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« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2009, 11:16:28 AM »
He kind of reminded me of the 2,500 yr old David Lo Pan from Big Trouble in Little China...

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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2009, 11:16:50 AM »
Holly Rowe is the solution to the Namath problem

Wonder when the new abstinence video of Holly walking around naked in her hotel room is going to come out?

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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2009, 11:18:42 AM »
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2009, 11:24:32 AM »
Wonder when the new abstinence video of Holly walking around naked in her hotel room is going to come out?



I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2009, 11:26:17 AM »
I just threw up in my mouth a little.

You beat me to it.
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« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2009, 11:27:05 AM »
You beat me to it.

That's me baby.  Three pumps and a jump.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #30 on: September 17, 2009, 11:34:34 AM »
Wonder when the new abstinence video of Holly walking around naked in her hotel room is going to come out?



You're assuming someone would be willing to film such a scene. 
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« Reply #31 on: September 17, 2009, 11:41:56 AM »
Good Gawd, can we please stop talking about it?

Mental visualization can be a cruel thing. :flag:
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #32 on: September 17, 2009, 11:42:28 AM »
That's me baby.  Three pumps and a jump.

Sounds like you need a visit from Smiling Bob.
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #33 on: September 17, 2009, 11:45:28 AM »
Sounds like you need a visit from Smiling Bob.

I smile plenty already.  I just like to get the first one out of the way.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #34 on: September 17, 2009, 11:49:31 AM »
I smile plenty already.  I just like to get the first one out of the way.

I hear ya, always thinking ahead.
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #35 on: September 17, 2009, 11:51:23 AM »
I smile plenty already.  I just like to get the first one out of the way.

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« Reply #36 on: September 17, 2009, 11:54:03 AM »
I smile plenty already.  I just like to get the first one out of the way.

As I always say, " It's a race.  I won.  Where is your honor?"
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #37 on: September 17, 2009, 11:55:48 AM »
As I always say, " It's a race.  I won.  Where is your honor?"

Now I know why the winners pop a cork in celebration.
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« Reply #38 on: September 17, 2009, 11:57:37 AM »
Now I know why the winners pop a cork in celebration.

 :box: Near 300 victories thus far!
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Re: Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week
« Reply #39 on: September 17, 2009, 12:07:05 PM »
:box: Near 300 victories thus far!

Are we talking rounds? or fights?
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