Malzahn named National Coordinator of the Week

Kaos · « **on:** September 16, 2009, 12:53:03 PM »

Didn't know there was such an award, but he got it.

Saniflush · « **Reply #1 on:** September 16, 2009, 12:57:33 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 16, 2009, 12:53:03 PM

Didn't know there was such an award, but he got it.

There didn't use to be. They invented it for him.

Kaos · « **Reply #2 on:** September 16, 2009, 01:04:54 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on September 16, 2009, 12:57:33 PM

There didn't use to be. They invented it for him.

Would have made a good addition to the story...

Saniflush · « **Reply #3 on:** September 16, 2009, 01:07:20 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 16, 2009, 01:04:54 PM

Would have made a good addition to the story...

There is always room for part deux later if warranted.

Kaos · « **Reply #4 on:** September 16, 2009, 01:20:55 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on September 16, 2009, 01:07:20 PM

There is always room for part deux later if warranted.

Right now I'm working on two pieces. One is a farce on sideline reporters. Probably funny only to me, but here's the premise:

Remember Animaniacs? Best cartoon series ever probably in terms of intelligence. There was a segment on there with Pinky and The Brain. At some point in every show Brain would ask Pinky "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" And Pinky would always say something like "I think so Brain, but this time you put the stockings on the buffalo."

To me, sideline reporters are so stupid I wish players would come up with "Pinkyisms" to answer their inane questions.

Holly Rowe or whoever asks the SAME TWO DAMN QUESTIONS every time. It's either "What were you thinking when you..." or "How does it feel, knowing that..." Just once I'd like for somebody to say: "I was thinking how many cows had to die to make that leather coat, Holly, four?"

The other piece is a prediction for Saturday. I'm actually doing research.

AUsweetheart · « **Reply #5 on:** September 16, 2009, 01:24:32 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 16, 2009, 12:53:03 PM

Didn't know there was such an award, but he got it.

I guess that's because we've been Auburn fans all of our lives?

And forget the cows, I want to know just what/who Holly had to do to get that job.

Saniflush · « **Reply #6 on:** September 16, 2009, 01:41:13 PM »

Quote from: AUsweetheart on September 16, 2009, 01:24:32 PM

I guess that's because we've been Auburn fans all of our lives?

And forget the cows, I want to know just what/who Holly had to do to get that job.

Whatever. Like someone would deep six her. She has pictures of somebody with dead hookers or live boys.

boartitz · « **Reply #7 on:** September 16, 2009, 01:45:20 PM »

There is a Broyles award for the best assistant in college football annually. I don't think Gus has ever been nominated. Figure that.

Saniflush · « **Reply #8 on:** September 16, 2009, 02:03:55 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on September 16, 2009, 01:45:20 PM

There is a Broyles award for the best assistant in college football annually. I don't think Gus has ever been nominated. Figure that.

That award is only presented to those coaches who have systems that will work in division 1.

jadennis · « **Reply #9 on:** September 16, 2009, 02:06:11 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on September 16, 2009, 01:45:20 PM

There is a Broyles award for the best assistant in college football annually. I don't think Gus has ever been nominated. Figure that.

He hasn't been a finalist, interesting though, Reggie Herring, defensive coordinator at Arkansas when Malzahn was OC in 2006, was named a finalist.

And of course Chizik won it in 2004.

boartitz · « **Reply #10 on:** September 16, 2009, 02:06:40 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on September 16, 2009, 02:03:55 PM

That award is only presented to those coaches who have systems that will work in division 1.

It's politics, too. Especially when Gus was having success at Tulsa and he wasn't even nominated.

jadennis · « **Reply #11 on:** September 16, 2009, 02:35:44 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on September 16, 2009, 02:06:40 PM

It's politics, too. Especially when Gus was having success at Tulsa and he wasn't even nominated.

It is surprising he wasn't nominated, but Stan Parrish from Ball State was, so it's just weird to me.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #12 on:** September 16, 2009, 02:50:12 PM »

Frank Broyles hates Jews.

Saniflush · « **Reply #13 on:** September 16, 2009, 02:56:12 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 16, 2009, 02:50:12 PM

Frank Broyles hates Jews.

PawPaw likes ethnicity though.

CCTAU · « **Reply #14 on:** September 16, 2009, 03:36:30 PM »

Quote from: Kaos on September 16, 2009, 01:20:55 PM

Holly Rowe or whoever asks the SAME TWO DAMN QUESTIONS every time. It's either "What were you thinking when you..." or "How does it feel, knowing that..." Just once I'd like for somebody to say: "I was thinking how many cows had to die to make that leather coat, Holly, four?"

Not to long ago the question would have ended with "two".

She must have something on somebody, cause her insights are not very deep.

AUTailgatingRules · « **Reply #15 on:** September 16, 2009, 04:48:36 PM »

Quote from: CCTAU on September 16, 2009, 03:36:30 PM

Not to long ago the question would have ended with "two".

She must have something on somebody, cause her insights are not very deep.

All the sideline babes are told what to ask from a producer in the truck. Therefore beauty before brains definately applies. Makes you wonder how Holly got the gig

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #16 on:** September 16, 2009, 04:54:41 PM »

Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on September 16, 2009, 04:48:36 PM

All the sideline babes are told what to ask from a producer in the truck. Therefore beauty before brains definately applies. Makes you wonder how Holly got the gig

Hey, you...

Kiss my tiny little perky ass!

Al, back to you.

Signed,

Suzy

DnATL · « **Reply #17 on:** September 16, 2009, 05:13:32 PM »

Holly Rowe is the solution to the Namath problem

boartitz · « **Reply #18 on:** September 16, 2009, 05:15:42 PM »

Quote from: DnATL on September 16, 2009, 05:13:32 PM

Holly Rowe is the solution to the Namath problem

Broadway has no problems. Well, none that can't be fixed with massive amounts of alcohol.

Saniflush · « **Reply #19 on:** September 16, 2009, 05:25:23 PM »

Quote from: boartitz on September 16, 2009, 05:15:42 PM

Broadway has no problems. Well, none that can't be fixed with massive amounts of alcohol.

He already learned that move from the best in the business.