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The Jay Leno Show
« on: September 15, 2009, 12:43:33 PM »
How is this not the Tonight Show again?
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Re: The Jay Leno Show
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2009, 12:48:30 PM »
How is this not the Tonight Show again?

Yea I don't get it but I figure they are playing to the sheeple who don't know any better anyway.
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Re: The Jay Leno Show
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2009, 12:51:19 PM »
Yea I don't get it but I figure they are playing to the sheeple who don't know any better anyway.
I watched the first 15 minutes and switched back to the game, I do have to admit the Dan Band skit was pretty funny.
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Re: The Jay Leno Show
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2009, 01:53:31 PM »
Leno has a new show?
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Re: The Jay Leno Show
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2009, 06:14:55 PM »
Leno has never been funny to me. Letterman should have replaced Carson.
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Re: The Jay Leno Show
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2009, 11:26:16 PM »
Leno has never been funny to me. Letterman should have replaced Carson.
Letterman got the short end of that deal.  Leno is an idiot.  So is Letterman but he pokes so much fun at himself, that it is at least humorous.
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« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2009, 11:33:18 PM »
Leno has never been funny to me. Letterman should have replaced Carson.
Johnny wanted that, too.
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Re: The Jay Leno Show
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2009, 09:27:29 AM »
Letterman got the short end of that deal.  Leno is an idiot.  So is Letterman but he pokes so much fun at himself, that it is at least humorous.
They are both douchnozzles, Conan is where its at, although I think he has been trying to hard with the tonight show, hasn't been as funny as late night.
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Re: The Jay Leno Show
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2009, 11:13:35 AM »
They are both douchnozzles, Conan is where its at, although I think he has been trying to hard with the tonight show, hasn't been as funny as late night.

Agree. But I guess you can't do the Masturbating Bear bit at 10:30...
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Re: The Jay Leno Show
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2009, 12:27:04 PM »
Leno.  Boring.  Didn't watch his other show.  Watched about 10 minutes of his bore-a-log last night and turned the channel to Law & Order.  Or maybe CSI.  One of those find the killer shows. 

Conan. Funny at times. Won't play well in the mainstream. He's a niche guy.  Polarizing. You like him and get it or you don't and you don't.  Little in between.

Letterman. Used to like him. Sick of his politics influencing his direction. Fuck Letterman in the ear.

Carson. Who gives a shit.  Go away. 

Kimmel. Yes, you fucked Sarah Silverman. Props. Last time I was in Hollywood people were on the street BEGGING folks to take tickets to sit in the studio audience.  They were literally assaulting people and pleading with them to go in.  That doesn't happen with Letterman, Leno or the rest.  Should tell you something.

Fallon.  Go back to weekend update.  And get Tina Fey and Amy Poehler to go with you. 
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Re: The Jay Leno Show
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2009, 05:21:57 PM »
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Kimmel. Yes, you fucked Sarah Silverman. Props. Last time I was in Hollywood people were on the street BEGGING folks to take tickets to sit in the studio audience.  They were literally assaulting people and pleading with them to go in.  That doesn't happen with Letterman, Leno or the rest.  Should tell you something.
It's been a long fall from the glory days of The Man Show.

You're dead on with Letterman's politics. Stopped being funny when he became an uber-liberal mouthpiece. Fuck Tina Fey and Amy Pohler. I don't watch either of their shows. 30 Rock is doubly fucked because of Alec Baldwin, and fucked for a third time for Tracy Morgan.

Amy Pohler must have really licked Tina's cooch well, because there is no one less deserving of a show than her...even that chick that licked Ellen Degeneres in order to get famous.
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