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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2009, 02:51:09 PM »
Guess I'm just being a prick tease. 
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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #21 on: September 14, 2009, 02:52:09 PM »
Guess I'm just being a prick tease. 

You got part of it right.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #22 on: September 14, 2009, 02:57:44 PM »
Guess I'm just being a prick tease. 
Dam.it man!
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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #23 on: September 14, 2009, 03:28:31 PM »
Skinny black guy?  Mid Twenties? 

He actually seemed happy to do it.  I wasn't gonna be an ass about it till that phuktard turned around and rang it in my face.  He left middle of the 3rd anyway.  Glad I was not hospitable with the bourbon.

He was a black guy. And skinny.  I'm terrible with ages but I think he was probably over 20.  White polo and black hat.  Wore glasses.  You're probably not the only person to complain about a cowbell.  I was headed to level 3, he went on up, I guess to the upper deck.
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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #24 on: September 14, 2009, 03:29:48 PM »

I actually asked nicely once.

I did the same thing with a guy smoking cigarettes last season when I was in the stands.  Asked him three times, he kept lighting up -- and being a dick about it.  Got him put out. 
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« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2009, 03:30:14 PM »
He was a black guy. And skinny.  I'm terrible with ages but I think he was probably over 20.  White polo and black hat.  Wore glasses.  You're probably not the only person to complain about a cowbell.  I was headed to level 3, he went on up, I guess to the upper deck.

The only part that doesn't match is the glasses.



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I did the same thing with a guy smoking cigarettes last season when I was in the stands.  Asked him three times, he kept lighting up -- and being a dick about it.  Got him put out. 

This is my deal.  I try to be considerate of others (unless we are at a bar in Destin)  and even give folk the benefit of the doubt and ask.  I'm too old to fight anymore so I just deal with it other ways.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #26 on: September 14, 2009, 03:31:34 PM »
I did the same thing with a guy smoking cigarettes last season when I was in the stands.  Asked him three times, he kept lighting up -- and being a dick about it.  Got him put out. 
Funny thing, I was smoking in the stands last year.  I was yelled out to put it out, didn't, and he attempted to get myself and my friend kicked out.  Here is the thing, everytime the guy went to get the security guard we would just throw our butts over the side of the stadium and he could do nothing.  Fuck da man.
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« Reply #27 on: September 14, 2009, 03:34:02 PM »
Funny thing, I was smoking in the stands last year.  I was yelled out to put it out, didn't, and he attempted to get myself and my friend kicked out.  Here is the thing, everytime the guy went to get the security guard we would just throw our butts over the side of the stadium and he could do nothing.  Fuck da man.

You should have just been smoking some pot.  It never hurt anyone.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #28 on: September 14, 2009, 03:35:04 PM »
You should have just been smoking some pot.  It never hurt anyone.
If he was right next to us, I would understand... However, he was three or four rows down... not even near us.  Old people suck.
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« Reply #29 on: September 14, 2009, 03:37:31 PM »
Funny thing, I was smoking in the stands last year.  I was yelled out to put it out, didn't, and he attempted to get myself and my friend kicked out.  Here is the thing, everytime the guy went to get the security guard we would just throw our butts over the side of the stadium and he could do nothing.  phuk da man.

I have no sympathy for that.  Should have thrown YOU over the side. 

No smoking in the stands for a number of reasons, the least of which it is annoying and distracting to everybody around you. 

Three or four rows down and I probably don't care.  This guy was right in front of us and when he'd turn his head to blow out the smoke and "hide" it, he did it right in my daughter's face every time. 
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« Reply #30 on: September 14, 2009, 03:39:15 PM »
Three or four rows down and I probably don't care.  This guy was right in front of us and when he'd turn his head to blow out the smoke and "hide" it, he did it right in my daughter's face every time. 

Well now here is the problem.  Taylor likes having some "things" done in his face.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #31 on: September 14, 2009, 04:30:23 PM »
Well now here is the problem.  Taylor likes having some "things" done in his face.
You are correct, it is the perfect seat for most attractive women.
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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #32 on: September 14, 2009, 05:10:40 PM »
You are correct, it is the perfect seat for most attractive women with explosive diarrhea.
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« Reply #33 on: September 14, 2009, 05:14:55 PM »
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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #34 on: September 14, 2009, 06:18:29 PM »
I'm a scatman.

The voice of Hong Kong Phooey?
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« Reply #35 on: September 14, 2009, 06:23:39 PM »
I'm a scatman.

Skibba dibba dibba da duh dum doh
Da duh dum doh
Skibba dibba dibba da duh dum doh
Da duh dum doh

I'm the scatman!

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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #36 on: September 14, 2009, 06:25:21 PM »
The voice of Hong Kong Phooey?

Watch out for Jack...he's gone off the deep end and has designs on burying an ax in your spine.
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« Reply #37 on: September 14, 2009, 08:25:30 PM »
Watch out for Jack...he's gone off the deep end and has designs on burying an ax in your spine.

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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #38 on: September 14, 2009, 09:13:12 PM »
I am the one who went an reported you to the security guard and had them come confiscate your cowbell. 

Two things.....

First you should have kept it around your girlfriend's neck.

Secondly if you were going to remove it from her neck then you should hot have shaken it in my face after your punt block.

That is all.
CLANG CLANG CLANG

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You should have jammed it into his trachea.
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Re: Hey unknown MSU fan......
« Reply #39 on: September 15, 2009, 09:34:03 PM »
Skibba dibba dibba da duh dum doh
Da duh dum doh
Skibba dibba dibba da duh dum doh
Da duh dum doh

I'm the scatman!


doodly doo doodly doo
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You'd think it would be easier to be a scatman if you were clean shaven.  Maybe the stache is for souvenirs?
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