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Weekend made Friday...
« on: September 08, 2009, 09:00:51 AM »
everything else was frosting.

So Thursday afternoon a coworker gives me his and his wife's season passes to Six Flags.  I had made a comment or two throughout the Summer that I wanted to go but just didn't want to deal with the usual crowds.  I love roller coasters and had not been there since about 1993-94 sometime. 

Plans are made for a group of four of us to go Friday night after work.  The other two also being season pass holders as well.  Fast forward to Friday at about 6:30.  Just arrived at Six Flags and finished parking.  Begin making the 10 minute walk from the parking lot to the front gate.  Just about to turn the last corner to get to the front gate from the parking lot and am almost trampled by two kids about 9 and 7 and their father coming from the opposite direction.  Both kids are in tears and the father is red faced from obviously arguing with someone. 

We reach the gate and I hear one of the security guards talking to the gate attendee about this very rude man and had he not lost his temper they would have let him and his children in. 

Now the first part of the punch line here is that it was season pass holder night so only those with season passes were allowed into the park. 
The second portion of the punch line is that all three were wearing dark pink t-shirts and hounds tooth baseball caps.  So this guy had driven over without checking anything and filled his kids ears with stories of da bahr and the Scream Machine only to have his children’s dreams dashed first thing Friday evening.

I had the most peaceful sleep that night I can remember having in a very long time.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Weekend made Friday...
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2009, 09:10:00 AM »
That is a very heartwarming story to start my week off.  Thanks for sharing.
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Re: Weekend made Friday...
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2009, 09:14:01 AM »
The feelgood story of the year.
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Re: Weekend made Friday...
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2009, 09:35:07 AM »
Nice read.   Makes the first back from a long weekend start off right.
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Re: Weekend made Friday...
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2009, 12:40:49 PM »
This warms the cockles of my heart.
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Re: Weekend made Friday...
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2009, 01:09:49 PM »
Pictures would make it better - just sayin.
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Re: Weekend made Friday...
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2009, 01:48:05 PM »
Pictures would make it better - just sayin.

Yea they would have.  By the time I had pieced it all together at the gate I was ready to go on in and get my ride on.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Weekend made Friday...
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2009, 03:00:39 PM »
Yea they would have.  By the time I had pieced it all together at the gate I was ready to go on in and get my ride on.
Did you say six flags or six fags?
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Re: Weekend made Friday...
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2009, 03:10:02 PM »
What do you call the AIDS wing at Emory University Hospital?

Sick fags over Georgia. :rimshot:
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Re: Weekend made Friday...
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2009, 03:12:47 PM »
Did you say six flags or six fags?

We never touched balls so it's not gay.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Weekend made Friday...
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2009, 04:24:52 PM »
We never touched balls so it's not gay.
But did you cross swords?
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Re: Weekend made Friday...
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2009, 04:25:25 PM »
But did you cross swords?

No.  But we may have gingerly touched tips.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Weekend made Friday...
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2009, 04:26:47 PM »
No.  But we may have gingerly touched tips.
Ginger?  Was Brad there?
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Re: Weekend made Friday...
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2009, 05:14:50 PM »
Ginger?  Was Brad there?
I wonder if the carpet matches the pubes.
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Re: Weekend made Friday...
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2009, 05:19:30 PM »
I wonder if the carpet matches the pubes.
I'm going bald. Should I shave my netherworld?
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Re: Weekend made Friday...
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2009, 05:21:05 PM »
I'm going bald. Should I shave my netherworld?
Landing strips are the new pink...or was that near the pink...
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."