Ray Melick Tries (And Fails) To Compliment Auburn

[boartitz]

I still prefer bag of dicks for his description but to each their own.

He reached down in a 5 gallon bucket full of pussies and pulled out an asshole.

[DnATL]

Ray Mellick is a douchecanoe

My new favorite word...

He's going to start a radio show to cater to the Bammerham market with has-been/never-was bammer QB Tyler Watts - catchy name of "Douchecanoe, and Tyler too"