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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #60 on: September 08, 2009, 05:29:21 PM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 08, 2009, 04:14:45 PM
I missed the whole kiss on da' mouf thing.
You know, if you had just given me Glenn's ticket to the Club level, you might have had a whole different story to tell... :sad:
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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #61 on: September 08, 2009, 05:44:15 PM »
I miss all of the good stuff... :sad:
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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #62 on: September 08, 2009, 05:48:29 PM »
Who is this Glenn character?  And why did Steve kiss him on the mouth?  And why does Sani like Six Flags so much?
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #63 on: September 08, 2009, 06:02:58 PM »
Quote from: AWK on September 08, 2009, 05:48:29 PM
Who is this Glenn character?  And why did Steve kiss him on the mouth?  And why does Sani like Six Flags so much?
They have the right to refuse service to Bammers.
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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #64 on: September 08, 2009, 06:38:33 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 08, 2009, 05:29:21 PM
You know, if you had just given me Glenn's ticket to the Club level, you might have had a whole different story to tell... :sad:
I showed him my titties first. I won fair and square.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #65 on: September 08, 2009, 08:54:37 PM »
Quote from: Pell City Tiger on September 08, 2009, 06:38:33 PM
I showed him my titties first. I won fair and square.


Whoa, what a night.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #66 on: September 11, 2009, 01:19:22 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 08, 2009, 05:44:15 PM
I miss all of the good stuff... :sad:
I kissed Birdman at the A-Day game.
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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #67 on: September 11, 2009, 04:28:13 AM »
Birdman, you seem to be the most common denominator.......
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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #68 on: September 11, 2009, 08:01:33 AM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on September 11, 2009, 04:28:13 AM
Birdman, you seem to be the most common denominator.......

It's true.

He's a whore.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #69 on: September 11, 2009, 08:39:17 AM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 08, 2009, 08:54:37 PM

Whoa, what a night.

Late December, back in '63?
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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #70 on: September 11, 2009, 08:41:34 AM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on September 11, 2009, 04:28:13 AM
Birdman, you seem to be the most common denominator.......

I hear he's got mad skillz.
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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #71 on: September 11, 2009, 08:48:42 AM »
Quote from: Kaos on September 11, 2009, 08:39:17 AM
Late December, back in '63?

What a special time for me.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #72 on: September 11, 2009, 09:47:48 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 11, 2009, 08:48:42 AM
What a special time for me.


I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room
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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #73 on: September 11, 2009, 10:00:32 AM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on September 11, 2009, 04:28:13 AM
Birdman, you seem to be the most common denominator.......
He has the best donut smile.
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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #74 on: September 11, 2009, 10:07:25 AM »
Quote from: AWK on September 11, 2009, 10:00:32 AM
He has the best donut smile.


I get my OH face on.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #75 on: September 11, 2009, 10:09:58 AM »
Quote from: Harvey Birdman on September 11, 2009, 09:47:48 AM

I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room

And I, as I recall it ended much too soon
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #76 on: September 11, 2009, 10:26:03 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 11, 2009, 10:09:58 AM
And I, as I recall it ended much too soon


That's funny, I heard that about the birdman....I digress...

Oh, what a night.....
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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #77 on: September 11, 2009, 10:33:53 AM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on September 11, 2009, 10:26:03 AM
That's funny, I heard that about the birdman....I digress...

Oh, what a night.....

I think the phrase you are searching for is "three pumps and a jump".
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #78 on: September 11, 2009, 10:34:22 AM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on September 11, 2009, 10:26:03 AM
That's funny, I heard that about the birdman....I digress...

Oh, what a night.....
Harvey is the master, ask him about hall sex.
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Re: Eric Smith
« Reply #79 on: September 11, 2009, 10:37:39 AM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on September 11, 2009, 04:28:13 AM
Birdman, you seem to be the most common denominator.......
He looks like a Super Hero......
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