You obviously are not familiar with the term "Yoxercise"...
Yes, I am. It is the solution to everything at AU.
Oh, he's not big enough? Yoxercise.
Not tall enough? Yoxercise.
Not talented enough? Yoxercise.
Tired in the 4th quarter? Well, that boy needs some Yoxercise.
Troublemaker? Yoxercise.
Likes guys? Yoxercise.
etc.