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For those that are in to the "Lord Of The Rings" Triology.....

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For those that are in to the "Lord Of The Rings" Triology.....
« on: September 08, 2009, 08:42:41 PM »
Word on the skreets is that there'll be a two part "Hobbit" addition, in the near future.
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Re: For those that are in to the "Lord Of The Rings" Triology.....
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2009, 11:54:37 PM »
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Re: For those that are in to the "Lord Of The Rings" Triology.....
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2009, 07:35:55 AM »
"That look was so gay. I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now *that* would have been an Academy Award worthy ending.
And then, right after the Sam/Frodo suckfest, right before the credits roll, Sam fucking flat out bricks in Frodo's mouth."
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Re: For those that are in to the "Lord Of The Rings" Triology.....
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2009, 10:37:28 AM »
"That look was so gay. I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now *that* would have been an Academy Award worthy ending.
And then, right after the Sam/Frodo suckfest, right before the credits roll, Sam fucking flat out bricks in Frodo's mouth."

Interesting that you have these fantasies. Do you dress up and act them out also? How does that make you feel? do you sometimes wish YOU lived in Middle Earth? Do you dream of buggering hobbits?
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Re: For those that are in to the "Lord Of The Rings" Triology.....
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2009, 10:42:09 AM »
Interesting that you have these fantasies. Do you dress up and act them out also? How does that make you feel? do you sometimes wish YOU lived in Middle Earth? Do you dream of buggering hobbits?
Perhaps you missed the quotation marks.
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Re: For those that are in to the "Lord Of The Rings" Triology.....
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2009, 11:03:16 AM »
Perhaps you missed the quotation marks.

He's sharp like that
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: For those that are in to the "Lord Of The Rings" Triology.....
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2009, 11:33:27 AM »
He's sharp like that

You weren't quoting yourself?
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Re: For those that are in to the "Lord Of The Rings" Triology.....
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2009, 11:38:34 AM »
"That look was so gay. I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now *that* would have been an Academy Award worthy ending.
And then, right after the Sam/Frodo suckfest, right before the credits roll, Sam fucking flat out bricks in Frodo's mouth."
I'm telling you this only because I am your friend. Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.
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Re: For those that are in to the "Lord Of The Rings" Triology.....
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2009, 04:03:55 PM »
I'm telling you this only because I am your friend. Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to mouth.

You never go ass to mouth.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."