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Happy Birthday
« on: September 09, 2009, 09:55:10 AM »
to wes...

Better luck next time.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2009, 09:59:48 AM »
Have a good one, and I hope you get a gift that keeps on giving.




















Yeah, that's right, herpes.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2009, 10:13:45 AM »
Happy Birthday Wes, when all else fails Spock E'm.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2009, 10:23:34 AM »
Have a couple or five FO-TWINNEYS fo me bro'.  Happy birthday.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2009, 10:24:41 AM »
Life is a long slow lingering death.
Happy birthday.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2009, 11:10:37 AM »
Happy Birthday, perhaps this is your growth spurt year.  P.S. LaShauna sends you birthday kisses from Rachels.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2009, 11:13:24 AM »
Quote from: Godfather on September 09, 2009, 11:10:37 AM
  P.S. LaShauna sends you birthday kisses from Rachels.

As does Twaniqua from Mardi Gras
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2009, 01:34:21 PM »
Thanks to you all. I'm sitting on the beach, belly full of fresh grouper, cold beer in hand.

Life is good.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2009, 01:41:59 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on September 09, 2009, 01:34:21 PM
Thanks to you all. I'm sitting on the beach, belly full of fresh grouper, cold beer in hand.

Life is good.

Up your butt Jobu!

Happy Birthday though...
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2009, 01:48:03 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on September 09, 2009, 01:34:21 PM
Thanks to you all. I'm sitting on the beach, belly full of fresh grouper, cold beer in hand.

Life is good.

Drunk, full belly and laid up on the beach is no way to go through life........wait..what?

Happy Birthday!  Have one for the X.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2009, 02:36:15 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on September 09, 2009, 01:34:21 PM
Thanks to you all. I'm sitting on the beach, belly full of fresh grouper, cold beer in hand.

Life is good.

Yeah...well, I'm sitting at my desk, belly full of some crappy hamburger, cold coffee in hand.

Suck it!


Oh, and Happy Birthday.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2009, 02:55:06 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 09, 2009, 11:13:24 AM
As does Twaniqua from Mardi Gras

As does the ex-Marine from Sammy's.


Happy Birthday.  I hope you get your boat.
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2009, 03:17:52 PM »
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2009, 03:32:53 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on September 09, 2009, 03:17:52 PM
I don't.

 Ahhh...I understand.  :thumbsup:
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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #14 on: September 09, 2009, 03:38:49 PM »
Howard has a decent (for a camera phone) shot of a quality set of titties lying just to my east.

I bet he'll share if you ask really nice.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Happy Birthday
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2009, 04:05:29 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on September 09, 2009, 03:38:49 PM
Howard has a decent (for a camera phone) shot of a quality set of titties lying just to my east.

I bet he'll share if you ask really nice.

I will but they gotta do something for me.....


They need to make it fast.  And sexy.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."
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