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I can see the headlines on Sunday
« on: September 04, 2009, 01:21:54 PM »
As Kaos has often pointed out, we have a worthless, Bama Homer, media in Alabama.  I can see the headlines on Sunday if the unlikely were to happen.  If Auburn wins and Bammer were to lose, I predict the papers to look like this:

"Chizik now 6-19, Can He Win Against The Big Boys"

"VT Wins, Bama Still The Hunt For The MNC"
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Re: I can see the headlines on Sunday
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2009, 01:37:52 PM »
As Kaos has often pointed out, we have a worthless, Bama Homer, media in Alabama.  I can see the headlines on Sunday if the unlikely were to happen.  If Auburn wins and Bammer were to lose, I predict the papers to look like this:

"Chizik now 6-19, Can He Win Against The Big Boys"

"VT Wins, Bama Still The Hunt For The MNC"


Would VT be a conference loss?  No!  So what's your point.  #13 is still in the bag.
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Re: I can see the headlines on Sunday
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2009, 01:50:41 PM »

Would VT be a conference loss?  No!  So what's your point.  #13 is still in the bag.

Positive spin on Bama loss, Negative spin/ridicule towards AU
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Re: I can see the headlines on Sunday
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2009, 02:47:05 PM »
Positive spin on Bama loss, Negative spin/ridicule towards AU

I know that.  I was agreeing with you..you know...talking like a Bammer would talk if....Oh never mind.
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Re: I can see the headlines on Sunday
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2009, 03:25:06 PM »
I know that.  I was agreeing with you..you know...talking like a Bammer would talk if....Oh never mind.
I think he has already been drinking.
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Re: I can see the headlines on Sunday
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2009, 03:26:16 PM »
I think he has already been drinking.


Mark doesn't like beer, does he?

Hmm....I didn't know that.
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Re: I can see the headlines on Sunday
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2009, 04:21:53 PM »
This thread is hopefully the last "pointless offseason thread" this year. 
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Re: I can see the headlines on Sunday
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2009, 04:41:28 PM »
This thread is hopefully the last "pointless offseason thread" this year. 

If we lose tomorrow...there will be hundreds more pointless threads.  You'd better hope we win.
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Re: I can see the headlines on Sunday
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2009, 05:14:48 PM »
If we lose tomorrow...there will be hundreds more pointless threads.  You'd better hope we win.

If we lose, I will not start a thread until Monday. 
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Re: I can see the headlines on Sunday
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2009, 05:21:16 PM »
If we lose, I won't be sober until Tuesday.
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Re: I can see the headlines on Sunday
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2009, 05:23:57 PM »
If yall lose, I'm just going to lurk for a few days. 
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Re: I can see the headlines on Sunday
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2009, 06:39:43 PM »
Do we have a"Meltdown" emoticon?
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Re: I can see the headlines on Sunday
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2009, 07:12:46 PM »
 :doh: , :shitfan: , :throw: , or :suicide:
« Last Edit: September 04, 2009, 07:13:18 PM by The Prowler »
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Re: I can see the headlines on Sunday
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2009, 07:39:22 PM »
If we lose, I won't be sober until Tuesday.
Thats my kind of party.
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Re: I can see the headlines on Sunday
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2009, 02:49:56 PM »
IF we lose I won't be able to go back to work until next Thursday or Friday. I've got a bama fan in the office on one side of me and a UGAy fan on the other side.
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Re: I can see the headlines on Sunday
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2009, 10:59:32 PM »
IF we lose I won't be able to go back to work until next Thursday or Friday. I've got a bama fan in the office on one side of me and a UGAy fan on the other side.
well Uga fan can't say shit. And if bammer doesn't get it's shit tgether soon that guy will be nice and quiet too.
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