You people really need to get a grip...er...get a hold of...ummmm...try to improve your jokes, here.
I've really got to give everyone a hand, this thread is quite clever.
Well, some people have really gone out on a limb to come up with this stuff.
I'm surprised the bank manager didn't lend a helping hand
Well, what does he expect just walking into a bank and demanding money from the drawer, completely unarmed?
Probably a whole army of reporters trying to get a leg up on each other.
Regardless of the number of reporters... It doesn't take a Walter Cronkite to put your thumb on the issue here.
A man of his caliber would probably keep himself at arm's length from a story like this.
Yeah but, sometimes like birds, with stories one in the hand is worth two in the bush.