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Now This Is A Little Bigger

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Re: Now This Is A Little Bigger
« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2009, 04:07:28 PM »

In high school, every time I scored a touchdown, the fans would chant, "Mr. Ed...Mr. Ed".  I wasn't sure what that was about.  But now....

(Okay fine, I'm dreaming on both parts)

I heard it was because you liked carrots up the ass.
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Re: Now This Is A Little Bigger
« Reply #21 on: September 02, 2009, 04:11:10 PM »
I heard it was because you liked carrots up the ass.

Carrots... :rofl:...you so funny.  As if I'd stick a carrot up my ass.  Really.

Those things will turn your ass cheeks orange in a heartbeat.
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Re: Now This Is A Little Bigger
« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2009, 04:12:49 PM »
Nothing beats Sani's setup, I'm tellin you he's like the rainman of sneaking in booze.

The first game I attended with Howard was epic. He snuck in two gallon-sized ziplocs full of bourbon. As soon as we were through the gate he pulled them out of his pants, nodded to the state troopers on the ramp and made his way to our seats.
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Re: Now This Is A Little Bigger
« Reply #23 on: September 02, 2009, 04:17:39 PM »
The first game I attended with Howard was epic. He snuck in two gallon-sized ziplocs full of bourbon. As soon as we were through the gate he pulled them out of his pants, nodded to the state troopers on the ramp and made his way to our seats.


Me and ziplocked bourbon never jeehawed.  Last time was at the Auburn/Ole Piss game, just as I sat down, the bag dropped and burst open.  Hot sunny day.  The people around me were pleased..including Benji Roland, who was sitting right in front of me.

Oh, hey Mr. Roland.  Uumm, wow, it smells like some asshole spilled a bottle of bourbon somewhere close to here.  Whew, that sure is strong.  So, how's the game?  How's the family?  Well. gotta' go. 
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Re: Now This Is A Little Bigger
« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2009, 04:37:07 PM »

Me and ziplocked bourbon never jeehawed.  Last time was at the Auburn/Ole Piss game, just as I sat down, the bag dropped and burst open.  Hot sunny day.  The people around me were pleased..including Benji Roland, who was sitting right in front of me.

Oh, hey Mr. Roland.  Uumm, wow, it smells like some asshole spilled a bottle of bourbon somewhere close to here.  Whew, that sure is strong.  So, how's the game?  How's the family?  Well. gotta' go. 
Everyone knows you always double bag....amateur.
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Re: Now This Is A Little Bigger
« Reply #25 on: September 02, 2009, 04:38:35 PM »
The first game I attended with Howard was epic. He snuck in two gallon-sized ziplocs full of bourbon. As soon as we were through the gate he pulled them out of his pants, nodded to the state troopers on the ramp and made his way to our seats.
Have you not seen his latest contraption?
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Re: Now This Is A Little Bigger
« Reply #26 on: September 02, 2009, 05:14:24 PM »
Have you not seen his latest contraption?
Binocular flasks work pretty good. Get the 10x50 size.
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Re: Now This Is A Little Bigger
« Reply #27 on: September 02, 2009, 07:45:30 PM »
Have you not seen his latest contraption?

     I heard about the new modified seat cushion.  Howard went with me and some other friends to the SECCG in '06 (I hate Percy Harvin), and he had three rows of folks drunk off the ziploc bags.
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Re: Now This Is A Little Bigger
« Reply #28 on: September 02, 2009, 10:52:52 PM »

one of these strapped to your back under your shirt/jacket .....
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Re: Now This Is A Little Bigger
« Reply #29 on: September 03, 2009, 01:06:43 PM »
     I heard about the new modified seat cushion.  Howard went with me and some other friends to the SECCG in '06 (I hate Percy Harvin), and he had three rows of folks drunk off the ziploc bags.

Very seldom in the history of the world has a little reconnaissance not paid immense dividends.  Knowledge is power.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #30 on: September 03, 2009, 01:11:16 PM »
Very seldom in the history of the world has a little reconnaissance not paid immense dividends.  Knowledge is power.


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Re: Now This Is A Little Bigger
« Reply #31 on: September 03, 2009, 01:27:52 PM »
You sux at teh ebays

I done fixt dat bitch now.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Now This Is A Little Bigger
« Reply #32 on: September 03, 2009, 02:44:38 PM »
Very seldom in the history of the world has a little reconnaissance not paid immense dividends.  Knowledge is power.

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Let me tell y'all something to, he looks great in the wine rack.
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Re: Now This Is A Little Bigger
« Reply #33 on: September 03, 2009, 03:13:18 PM »
Let me tell y'all something to, he looks great in the wine rack.

It's best when used with a lactating woman.  Brad you gonna hook a brotha up?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."